beer_name: Samuel Adams Triple Bock
text: Small, innocent looking little blue bottle with discreet gold lettered lable. Neck adorned with mysterious tag which simply reads, "Drink Me". (just kidding) Cork removes like that of a bottle of fine cognac immediately releasing... ever light a candy apple on fire? Looks and tastes like a liquer, the product of some secret beer biologist trapped away in a basement laboratory pushing the evolution of malt past natural boundries. It's Alive! The maple syrup factory has burned to the ground... let's drink the ashes. A six pack in every sip. Cheers?