beer_name: Saint Bridget's Porter
text: My first beer from Great Divide creates little enthusiasm. I'm sure the rest of their line is better. This porter pours a deep, cola brown. A thin head of light brown foam quickly fizzles out. Leaving a faint ring and absolutely no lace. The aroma is predominantly coffee with some cocoa and brown sugar. There's an underlying earthiness to it that just does not belong here. Flavor is bittersweet cocoa, stale coffee, and nondescript hop bitterness. The earthy aroma translates into what simply tastes like dirt, actual dirt. There's some maltyness to it, but overall there is very little balance displayed. Body is thin, bordering on watery. Carbonation is big bubbles that makes it hard to swallow. Overall, a rather unpleasant porter. There is not one thing that I like about it.