beer_name: Samuel Adams Triple Bock
text: I feel like this review must start with the fact that one member of our tasting felt it necessary to finish everybody else's tasting glasses. His teeth still have not accepted his apology letters. Yes, this beer contains debris that will attack your front teeth and make you wish for a quick death. It looks like a condiment at a Chinese buffet, and smells like a condiment at a Chinese buffet. Soy sauce, dark fruit, and bile from the back of my throat. This beer is a definite sipper, if you do anything with it. A rite of passage maybe, but what a fucked up way to introduce someone to rating beer! I believe we'll be using it to season one of the sides for the December tasting. Awful to drink, but the food seasoning options seem obvious.