transcription: MY GF DUMPED ME SOME MONTHS BACK AFTER A FIVE YEAR RELATIONSHIP, BECAUSE AFTER WORK I ENJOYED GYM, COOKING, AND SHE WAS JUST INTO BARS AND CLUBS. TODAY ALL OF A SUDDEN SHE TEXTS ME AND TELLS ME HOW MUCH SHE MISSES ME. piss_in_my_ass1d DONT DO IT BRO...SHES AFTER YOUR TOILET PAPER!