transcription: AT THE AGE OF 32, I DECIDED I'D RATHER DO IT WITH A PROSTITUTE THAN REMAIN A VIRGIN I FELT VERY AWKWARD AND COULDN'T FINISH, SO I ASKED HER IF SHE CAN SAY STUFF LIKE "YOU'RE SO BIG" TO HELP ME GET OFF SHE SAID, "THAT WILL BE EXTRA" MEMEFUL.COM