transcription: *le me, walking down the beach one day... I spot an amazingly hot hooker We go under the boardwalk When I get up to get dressed, I throw another $20 down on her. tits. "What's that for?" "How much?" "$50" Just as I blow my load, she lets a HUGE fart... Ppppprrrrrrrrrrtttt "That's for blowing the sand off my balls."