transcription: TOP 15 TRADITIONS YOU SHOULD KNOW WHEN USING 9GAG: 1. MOST IMPORTANT. Never post emojis!!!They are cancer. 2. Everything here is a joke. Don't get offended (optional) 3. If she breaths shes a thot (now you know why are we all virgins) 4. We love animals (we have special names for them: seal - sea doggo, snake - snek, penguin-chicken panda,....) 5. Do not post unsatisfying videos!!!(tito) 6. OP always sucks dick (you will figure it out) 7. If there is hot girl in your post name the source (For academic purposes) 8. Always post potatoes at the end of the long post and write: "Sorry for the long post here's a potato" (this one is getting slowly forgotten) 9. You are not a true 9gagger" if you only browse hot 10. Don't post cooking recipes (this is not Instagram) 11. There is always an asian better than you 12. It's not like, it's upvote (god dammit) 13. When post shows a women always zoom her tits or her ass and show the screenshot at the comment section (At that point you will become A MAN OF CULTURE) 14. If you are a captain don't forget to fly away! 15. No use of imperial measurments, banana for scale. SORRY FOR THE LONG POST