transcription: IF GIRLS WERE PILOTS Girl: "Hello control tower, this is flight 365.. we have a problem." Control tower: "What is the problem?" Girl: "Nothing." Control tower: "Please tell us the problem!" Girl: "Naah leave it." Control tower: "Tell us please!" Girl: "I'm fine.. you cannot understand." Control tower: "Ohh you maniac mad girl, there are 180 passengers aboard in plane." Girl: "Yeahh, nobody cares for me. You also only care for those 180 passengers.. I don't wanna talk to you.. Nooo"