transcription: Reddit -Special Move: Dodging accusations of sexism using completely batshit appeals to evolutionary psychology "Look, if women don't want to get harassed, why are they putting on bright lipstick and makeup that fools men into thinking their face is some kind of rare and delicious fruit?" -Will launch into a lengthy speech about how the Founding Fathers invented "Innocent until proven guilty" every time some celebrity he's never heard of gets MeToo'd -Looks like a deep sea fish but has somehow convinced himself that women everywhere are conspiring to steal his cum and impregnate themselves