transcription: WHEN YOU FINALLY GOT A GF AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO NEXT 78 fatadinumbra 459 Points 1d The Real Captain here: Coming from a woman.... So, we are actually quite simple, show us you care, send us good morning text(cute ones mofo) Take us on long walks (if it's warm) Drifting(when it's freezing) Hot chocolate and TV chill with cozy hugs and pillows Lend us your sweaters Smell good Give us chocolate an steak or pizza (i might be hungry) We don't really care about expensive gifts(unless you're dating a gold digger) Tell us we are beautiful Then ignore us 2 hours That will teach us not to take you for granted Enjoy your perfect relationships *drops the beet* I'm out Reply + + hamm3rson 1,103 Points 2d Pee on her to show dominance Reply + ...