transcription: Inner Me: - Bro, she is online. Call her! Inner Me: - Okay, chores are done. Are you gonna call her now? Me: - Yeah, but... Let's clean the house first. One Clean House Later Me: - Yeah, in a minute, but... I still didn't pay my taxes for the last year, so... [ A Few Taxes Later Me: - Yeah, but... The World Peace still hasn't been established... Inner Me: - Okay, Taxes are done for the year. Could you stop stalling and call her already? Inner Me: - CALL HER, GODDAMN IT!!! Me: - WORLD! FUCKING! PEACE!