transcription: MemeCenter.com THE PERFECT WOMAN The face of an angel and a body like the devil, She cooks, cleans, gives head, plays C.O.D. and doesn't nag. Her name is April. April Fools. motifake.com To put it another way: the women you see in Playboy, Maxim, and FHM are just like the women you see in person; attractive, but imperfect. -pasterofmuppets