transcription: O *Elmecoming back home after eating at Taco Bell Hey, honey! I'm homel "le telephone ring from the kitchen Oh, sit down here and wait for me while I take this call. Brb MAY THE ANGELS HAVE MERCY ON MY BUTT. I HOPE MY GIRLFRIEND DOESN'T HEAR THAT! OR SMELL ITI pfrem "le furious farting She is still talking in the kitchen, I think she didn't hear that. st 12 Boo when suddenly... meet my parents M "le gf coming back Hey, babel I have a surprise for you in the living room! But first! have to blindfold you "le gf with le blindfold Uh oh, damn Taco Bell, I have to fart! *Le me trying to suck up the smell so gf won't notice Sorry for letting you wait, honey. I'll take the blindfold off now, so you can finally...