transcription: SPONGEBOB I'M AN INCEL! THAT MEANS I'M AN INVOLUNTARY CELIBATE, SPONGEBOB! I WANT TO HAVE SEX BUT WOMEN ARE ALL DEMONS WHO ONLY LIVE TO TORTURE AND DEPRIVE MEN OF THEIR NATURAL INSTINCT, SPONGEBOB! I MIGHT ACT DRASTICALLY DUE TO MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATIONS!