Question: Which did Michael Rosen finish last, Forever More or Children's Laureate?
Context: The 1994-95 Tampa Bay Lightning season was the third season in franchise history.  The team traded away defenseman Shawn Chambers to the New Jersey Devils and forward Denis Savard to the Chicago Blackhawks; both players went on to have memorable playoff performances in 1995.  Brian Bradley and Peter Klima both led the team in goals with 13, while Rob Zamuner led the team with 3 shorthanded goals.  By April 21, the Lightning had a 17-22-3 record with only 118 goals against in 42 games.  Although they had only scored 109 goals, Darren Puppa's solid goaltending kept the team ahead of the New York Islanders in the Atlantic Division standings.  However, the Lightning finished the season with 6 losses in a row, getting outscored 26-11 to finish 17-28-3 for 37 points.  An Islanders' loss to Philadelphia on May 2 ensured that the Lightning would not finish last place in the division. The 1998 Florida Marlins season started off with the team trying to repeat as World Series Champions, having won the title in 1997.  Their manager was Jim Leyland.  They played home games at Pro Player Stadium.  They finished with a record of 54–108, dead last in the NL East.  The team is notable for having arguably the biggest fire sale in sports history, auctioning off nearly all of their most notable players.  The 1998 Marlins were the first defending World Series champions to finish last in their division.  After winning on opening day against the Chicago Cubs, the Marlins would lose 11 straight, the most consecutive losses by a reigning champion.  The Marlins would finish 0-9 against 3 teams: Cincinnati, San Francisco, and Milwaukee.  The 1998 Marlins are the last team in baseball history to finish winless against 3 separate opponents. The 2014 Boston Red Sox season was the 114th season in the franchise's Major League Baseball history.  The Red Sox finished last in the five-team American League East with a record of 71 wins and 91 losses, 25 games behind the Baltimore Orioles.  It was the second last-place finish for the team in three years, and they were the second defending World Series champions to finish last in their division, the first having been the 1998 Florida Marlins.  They also became the first MLB team to finish last in one season, win the World Series the next, and finish last again the following season. During the 2014–15 football season, Sheffield Wednesday F.C. competed in three professional football competitions.  Sheffield Wednesday competed in the 2014–15 Football League Championship (finishing 13th), 2014–15 FA Cup, and the 2014–15 Football League Cup.  It was the Owls' third consecutive season in the Football League Championship, having secured promotion from League One in the 2011–12 season, securing Championship safety on the last day of the 2012–13 season and securing a 16th-place finish last season.  The Football League season kicked-off at the beginning of August, along with the League Cup in the same month.  Meanwhile, with Sheffield Wednesday being within the top two-tiers of the English football league system, the club did not enter the FA Cup until the beginning of January 2015, where they entered at Round 3 of the competition. Forever More is the sixth studio album by hard rock band Tesla, released on October 7, 2008.  The album was produced by Terry Thomas, engineered by Michael Rosen, and recorded and mixed at J Street Recorders in Sacramento, California by Terry Thomas and Michael Rosen.  The album cover art portrays the famous “Lovers of Valdaro”, discovered by archaeologists outside of Mantua, Italy, in 2007. Assholes Finish First is a book by Tucker Max, detailing anecdotal stories, usually revolving around drinking and sex.  It is the sequel to "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell".  The title is a parody of and corollary to the saying "Nice guys finish last," a frequent misquotation of Leo Durocher's statement "Nice guys; finish last," which was itself a 1975 misquotation by Durocher of his statement 29 years earlier about the 1946 baseball New York Giants. Sad Book is a book by Michael Rosen and illustrated by Quentin Blake.  The book's topic is dealing with grief.  Although it is marketed as a children's book, Rosen explicitly mentions on the inside book jacket that it is for everyone.  The book chronicles Rosen's grief of the loss of his son Eddie, who died of meningitis aged 18. Michael Wayne Rosen (born 7 May 1946) is an English children's novelist and poet, the author of 140 books.  He served as Children's Laureate from June 2007 to June 2009.  He has been a TV presenter and a political columnist. We're Going on a Bear Hunt is a 1989 children's picture book written by Michael Rosen and illustrated by Helen Oxenbury.  It has won numerous awards and was the subject of a "Guinness World Record" for "Largest Reading Lesson" with a book-reading attended by 1,500 children, and an additional 30,000 listeners online, in 2014. The 1929–30 Pittsburgh Pirates (NHL) season was the franchise's last season in Pittsburgh, moving in 1930 to Philadelphia.  The Pirates had an extremely poor season, winning only five of 44 games to finish last in the American Division, missing the playoffs.  It would be the last NHL game in Pittsburgh until 1967.
Answer: Children's Laureate