Question: Who was born first, Bryan Callen or Brendan Schaub?
Context: In Greek mythology, Despoina, Despoena or Despoine, was the daughter of Demeter and Poseidon and sister of Arion.  She was the goddess of mysteries of Arcadian cults worshipped under the title "Despoina", "the mistress" alongside her mother Demeter, one of the goddesses of the Eleusinian mysteries.  Her real name could not be revealed to anyone except those initiated to her mysteries.  Pausanias spoke of Demeter as having two daughters; Kore being born first, then later Despoina.  With Zeus being the father of Kore, and Poseidon as the father of Despoina.  Pausanias made it clear that Kore is Persephone, though he wouldn't reveal Despoina's proper name. Brendan Peter Schaub (born March 18, 1983) is an American podcaster, comedian, actor, commentator, former professional football player, and retired mixed martial artist.  He was a finalist and the runner-up of Spike TV's "".  He co-hosts "The Fighter and the Kid", a weekly podcast with comedian Bryan Callen, as well as his own podcast "Big Brown Breakdown". Bryan Christopher Callen (born January 26, 1967) is an American actor, comedian, and podcaster.  He studied acting at the Beverly Hills Playhouse, and got his start as one of the original cast members on the sketch comedy series "MADtv".  Callen is co-host of the successful independent podcast "The Fighter & The Kid," alongside entertainer and former UFC Heavyweight contender Brendan Schaub.  He regularly appears on the Joe Rogan podcast The Joe Rogan Experience. The Bryan Callen Show is a comedy podcast hosted by Bryan Callen, and co-hosted by Hunter Maats.  The show has a wide range of guests such as authors, comedians, actors, doctors, entrepreneurs, MMA fighters, journalists, nutritionists, musicians, pornstars, video game developers and many more interesting people. Bank of Hollywood is an American reality television series.  Hosted by Bryan Callen, the show airs on E!.  It is based on the U.K. series "", in which contestants must appeal to a celebrity panel to receive money, and produced by Ryan Seacrest. "Lab Rats", also known as "Lab Rats: Bionic Island" for its fourth season, is an American television sitcom that premiered on February 27, 2012, on Disney XD.  It focuses on the life of teenager Leo Dooley, whose mother, Tasha, marries billionaire genius Donald Davenport.  He meets Adam, Bree, and Chase, three bionic superhumans, with whom he develops an immediate friendship.  It should be noted that the names of the Lab Rats imply that they were originally known as subjects A, B, C and D. Adam was born first, then Bree, then Chase, and finally Daniel. Ride Along is a 2014 American buddy cop action comedy film directed by Tim Story and starring Ice Cube, Kevin Hart, John Leguizamo, Bryan Callen, Tika Sumpter and Laurence Fishburne.  Greg Coolidge, Jason Mantzoukas, Phil Hay, and Matt Manfredi wrote the screenplay based on a story originally from Coolidge. Augustine of Canterbury (born first third of the 6th century – died probably 26 May 604) was a Catholic Benedictine monk who became the first Archbishop of Canterbury in the year 597.  He is considered the "Apostle to the English" and a founder of the Catholic Church in England. Professor Wale Adebanwi, (born 1969), is a Nigerian - born first Black African Rhodes Professor at Oxford University The Fighter and the Kid is a comedy podcast that focuses on coverage of mixed martial arts.  It is hosted by Brendan Schaub, a former mixed martial artist, and Bryan Callen, a comedian and actor.
Answer: Bryan Callen