text: // eeeeeevvvvviiiiiiillllll
  // more evil than monkey-patching the native builtin?
  // Not sure.
  
  var mod = require("module")
  var pre = '(function (exports, require, module, __filename, __dirname) { '
  var post = '});'
  var src = pre + process.binding('natives').fs + post
  var vm = require('vm')
  var fn = vm.runInThisContext(src)
  fn(exports, require, module, __filename, __dirname)
  