The unit is part of an Airbnb mill (the business is run out of the garage, complete with employee sign-in sheet). It's charmless, spartan and neglected. Clean? The floor is ceramic tile and feels sticky underfoot. I had to remove a wad of someone’s gray hair from the bathtub drain with toilet paper. The kitchen sinks are marred with some kind of un-cleanable stain. Noise? We could hear every footstep, every sneeze, every TV program, and every voice in the unit above. No doubt, the owners put ceramic floor tile throughout the units because it's easier to mop down, but when you put tile directly on the wood subfloor of a 1908 house, it transfers noise directly. Functional? It took 10 minutes of run time for the water to warm in the shower and then it barely trickled out. Safe? One of the french doors in the kitchen is missing a floor anchor, so anyone could have pushed through the doors from the outside with a little force. Both latches on one of the bedroom casement window were completely busted leaving the window un-lockable, so we had to jimmy a lock for it. The other casement window had just one busted latch. We had three laptops with us and lived in fear of losing them if someone decided to break in. Comfortable? All the lighting is the cheapest LED "daylight" bulbs, which gave a eye-strain-producing, florescent-light quality to the place. The "decor” mainly consists of one cheap print in the living room and a plastic flower in the kitchen. The sofa is one step up from what you would see abandoned on the roadside. The living room chairs are cheap plastic. The mattress is extremely low-density memory foam (the cheapest kind) that sleeps hot. All in all, this is the kind of unit that gives Airbnb a bad name. It has been heavily used and is built for a quick turn over.