Okay... So, don't stay here if you are looking for clean. Just don’t. It smells like boys. There's flies. (Lots of flies.) BUT, if you can handle a clean comfy bed in the midst of chaos, the payoff is well worth it. Somehow, Arias and his roommate got me locked into some interesting (er) conversations, had me painting in public (which I do not do), and showed off their lovely musical talent. They were gracious to my kid, pointed out the right places to eat, had plenty of art work on the wall to over-stimulate my brain and had some sweet cuddly critters to keep us entertained. Was a unique experience. One I'm thankful for.