There is an appreciable, almost slightly funny, accuracy in naming the apartment "The Little Tower," in that it is quite literally that, a little tower. A narrow three story building, two dedicated to the unit, and part of a small enclave of such complexes hidden from view through a small alley way, these Little Towers do their best to approximate the city on a larger scale, after all what is Portland but a little enclave hidden from view by the megaliths north and south, but do fall somewhat short in that the eponymous "Vintage," is too taken quite literally, and not in the "Portland" sense, if such a thing exists. The apartment resembles a 1970s time capsule, with a Wi-Fi connection to match. A bit musty, a bit dusty, notably the fan, which found necessity given the lack of air conditioning, and impossible to air out as the windows lacked screens and the complex is engulfed in a constant swarm of flies and gnats, so too was the air a holdover. Assuming one can do without the creature comforts of good internet, air conditioning, and fresh air, the apartment is convenient enough, located just a 10 minute drive from anywhere in the Portland metro area and from major highways, and about 30 minutes to trails along Columbia River. The laundry facility is nearby, with friendly staff that are willing to help and even offer suggestions as to what to do in the area, and the host, Daniel, is helpful in addressing concerns that may arise.