I wrote the following limerick for Patrick!
PATRICK,
The Airbnb Host
Patrick in Portland was my host
Certainly a host with the most!
Quiet place to lay my head
With a comfortable bed!
Of that he can surely boast.
If its info you need to find out
He can fill you in, no doubt.
Whether streetcar or bus
His advice is a must
Just text him or give him a shout!
Your room and the bath are so clean
He must be a cleaning machine!
The Navajo Suite
Is so comfy and neat
A room with style that must be seen.
Patrick is friendly and cute
And he's also sexy to boot!
Yes! That’s what I said!
I'm old but not dead!
I'm really just stating a truth!
Stay with Patrick and make a new friend.
O fun adventures he's sure to send.
Why else should you care?
He provides warm slippers to wear!
He's there until your journey ends! 🤓