Your patio is an invaluable asset to your business. Why not make table and chairs sparkle before your guests arrive? 3:00pm is a "normal" check'in time, 'probably should put your 6:00PM check'in time way up front. When you're expecting a couple, have at least two mugs for them to use. Same with the plastic cutlery. Buy new hangers, those dry-cleaner wire ones have had it. Display the guests towels on the towel racks. You go through a lot of laundry soap and a lot of shampoo. We get that. That said, try editing things down to one bottle of each. Place a chair in the room, near the stairs perhaps, so that respectful people can sit and remove their shoes. Have a light in your closet kitchen, and clean the rubbish off of that high shelf. You may be slightly over-doing the steam punk thing. But to each their own. Ultimately, thank you for letting us stay at your sweet place. We're humble folk ourselves, and anywhere Dog is welcome, is truly paradise to us. Bless you & your mate, we did enjoy our stay.