Let me start this review by saying PLEASE read this FULL review before considering this stay and PLEASE trust me and do not even bother book to here. It looks cute & cozy, I know. But the only thing the host did right was send us our refund. My fiancé and I selected this “treetop studio” (actually just a dusty spider web ridden, low income home with a garage that was cheaply renovated into an Air BNB) as a location to stay at while exploring Portland & celebrating our 5-year anniversary with hopes of having a romantic, relaxing stay. We spent our first full day out in the city & arrived to check in to the “studio” at around 10pm. It was pitch black outside when we had to stumble down a poorly lit, stinky rock path past a random trash filled work bench directly in front of the wobbly, tiny, spiral staircase which had ABSOLUTELY NO LIGHTING ON IT while carrying suitcases/bags/etc.
Once inside the unit, we discovered that the “A/C ready” description was actually an aged $300 portable A/C (not fit for a full residence at all). As If burning, dripping in sweat in the top of somebody’s garage wasn’t already bad enough, we removed our shoes out of respect and walked into what we thought was a clean unit (is this asking too much?) to find our feet COVERED in dirt. Went to use the restroom only to find there was less than a quarter roll of TP with NO EXTRA rolls stocked anywhere. Overall, if we could give this place zero stars, we 100% would. It is hot, disgusting, overpriced for what yo get, and obviously owned by someone with ZERO hospitality experience and this listing should honestly be removed. We had to leave within 25 minutes of arriving and ended up going and booking a hotel as my fiancé could not even bear to be in the place. Try it for yourself if you’d like, maybe this terrible experience with us will force the owner to make some changes for the better, but just understand how the owner thinks and operates and saw the condition of the place while we were there as acceptable.