This was the dirtiest, most beat place I’ve stayed in through AirBnB. The floors were filthy, coated in rock salt, hair, dust, and god-only-knows what else. They clearly hadn’t been swept in weeks, if not months, not to say anything about mopping. The window blinds in the living room were gone, the air vents were caked in filth, the silverware and glasses had to be run in the washer before use because of questionable spots, the bedroom rug was beyond salvage, I threw a spare sheet over the seedy coach, the bedroom lamp didn’t have a lightbulb, the kitchen lights stopped working during the second week, and the windows and sills were hopelessly dirty. For a monthlong stay, I was supplied with one roll of paper towels and fewer than three rolls of toilet paper. There were no kitchen towels or rags. To their credit, the bathroom was clean, although the doorknob was hanging by its screws, as were the linens and towels. Suffice it to say, not as pictured.