Water was a bluish green when I filled the tub.
I asked where the toilet paper was kept and received no answer. Instead got a message a day later saying if guests are loud past quiet hours they would be asked to leave. When I left there was no toilet paper in the house.
There were maybe 3 forks, at the most, in the kitchen.
I opened a cabinet door to find a bag of very very old onions, that had started growing, then rotted away.
The security system would beep about every minute, which could be heard from anywhere downstairs.
On the plus side it’s a beautiful house, with cozy bedrooms, great security, and it’s in a good location.
Every message I was sent pressured me to leave a 5 star review because “Anything less than 5 was a failure.”