This review is for people who like details not just “the place was clean will come back.”
Yes, the place was clean and his housekeeper was super friendly! However, the host did have an attitude and is not communicative. I’m very bubbly and super talkative so I seen the host a few times in the kitchen, attempted to make conversation and he either rolled his eyes or kept his answers short. Yes the other reviews about his impoliteness is spot on.
Beware that when you use your 2 towels upon arrival, he will not distribute another set of towels for beach or shower purposes, unless you return the originals. You have to text the host, request new towels, the housekeeper will not give out new towels and she will not clean your room (only the bathroom or whoever checked out that day).
The host also has a personal yoga instructor who comes a couple times throughout the week, so be prepared to be woken up with his humming and hollering in the morning.
He doesn’t have a pool guy (that’s a lie) so clean the pool yourself with the fish net that’s against the tree. I was outside everyday 6 days a week, and hey you can chuckle, but I was my own pool guy I guess you can say.
Lastly, the host texted me twice, first asking me if I let his dog out the cage (when he knew I wasn’t home all morning and afternoon) and then accused me of not recycling. Dude there’s 2 other rooms in the house (blue and red) why would you expect I was the one who threw plastic in the garbage. This is child’s play.
Things I would suggest:
1. Fix the front door, the lock is not always sufficient and struggling to get inside was daily.
2. Hire a pool guy please, the bottom of the pool is dirty.
3. Towels, towels, towels. As guest, we’re paying the cleaning fee, so I expect fresh towels on my bed.
4. I understand people are on vacation and want to have sex, but all rooms are less than 20 feet from each other. I don’t want to hear sloppy sex all the time, especially to Adele and Lady Gaga!
5. Please invest in a kitchen or dinning room table so your guest as a place to eat. If it’s pouring outside, I shouldn’t be obligated to eat in my room and stink it up with whatever I ordered from door dash. Also a mini fridge in the room would be nice to put cold beverages in.
Well, I think this was a solid 10 minutes of my day to write a lengthy review. If the host uses my ideas this would be a A+rating, but I give it a B for now.
Chow!