If you read nothing else, heed this:
We heard the occupants of the unit we were attached to having the loudest sex I’ve heard since living in college dorms. After completion, there were strange screams and apparent bursts of tears. It was around 730 PM. I didn’t message the host because to my absolute horror, the sounds were coming from the unit labeled “PROPERTY MANAGER.” This left me mortified and unsure who to even reach out to during the “festivities.”
Moving on…
Pictures posted for listing are very deceitful.
Upon entering the fenced off area to the unit, there were cigarette butts littering the ground.
Inside, the trash can had unmentionable brown markings on the underside lid. My boyfriend did not want to take out the trash at clean up time given the disgusting state of the vessel. This trash can backed up to 1 of 2 very strange doors that must lead to the main unit(s). They had no doorknobs and were poorly sealed off from the additional units. 1 door had what appeared to be a smattering of around 4-5 mismatched pieces of foam padding on the upper right quadrant of the door.
Microwave was filthy. Strange stains on numerous walls/skylights.
Unit was freezing, and the only source of heat/cooling was a wall unit in the bedroom. This wouldn’t be an issue if 1) said unit produced any heat 2) all buttons were in working order 3) the “change filter” light was not illuminated.
There was a “couch” and a futon. The futon bad a precious occupant’s straw lodged in a crevice. The “couch” was mentioned by previous reviewers. It may as well be a bunch of misshapen styrofoam blocks covered by a sheet. Host mentioned in previous reviews it was being replaced, however, it hasn’t been as of our stay on 01/02.
Smoke alarms (2) in main living space had clearly been tampered with, with 1 missing entirely and the other appearing to not be properly attached/wired.
Only positive aspect was that we asked the host if they could accommodate an early check in, and they did.