Please do not stay here. I will bullet point as there are too many areas of complaints and I do not have all day to write an essay;
•	Advertised as 4 bedroom place sleeping 8. It has 2 double bedrooms and 2 singles so I do not know where the other 2 guests would sleep.
•	Advertised as 1.5 bathrooms. It has 1 bathroom inside the house. No bathroom upstairs (very frustrating going up and down stairs during the night). There is a shower in the garden but it is TINY and you have to go down very steep steps outside to get there.
•	On arrival no one met us. We were looking for the keys in the heat for about 45 minutes. The host would not answer her phone. Would only email and eventually sent me pictures through where the keys were. They were wrapped up in an old bag which looked like rubbish and I was uncomfortable touching it. No one there to take us through everything.
•	The Wifi was not clear. Said it was on the yupi home booklet but it was not. Again took hours to sort out. The host again was not responsive.
•	The pictures are about 10 years old. The place is run down. Dirty, smells as though no one had been there for years.
•	It’s small. No room. Not suitable for children as there are broken tiles all through out the garden. Not suitable for the elderly as the stairs to the so called garden are lethal as the stairs leading to the upstairs are. There is no banister only some net thing to hang on to.
•	The place is dark and depressing.
•	The host was unbelievably rude, kept going through Air BnB to communicate with me. Useless. Was like they had the money and cold not be bothered.
•	No toilet roll on arrival. Fridge was not turned on. No water.
•	Air con units are dirty. I was sick on last 2 days and still am. Got a virus from the units. Temperature, vomiting, cough, aching etc. DO NOT use air con. Downstairs unit spat out water onto my face. Clearly needs cleaning or new units.
•	For £1.8k for 1 week I was shocked at the place, the service, the place.
•	Owner should not be renting this place out on health and safety reasons. And definitely not lie in the pictures. Disgusted with the whole experience and just wanted to come home by the end of it.
•	Oh, I asked for a late check out for 12pm not 10am because we had a later flight and I was sick. I also asked before I made the booking. Again the door was slammed in my face. They need 6 hours apparently to clean a small property. I thought it was a reasonable request but clearly not. DISGUSTED!!