"Decorated in a Modern Hospitality Style" are you kidding me. "live laugh love" and Eiffel tower pictures... The lamp on my bedside table didn't even have a lampshade.
But if it was just the decor!
- overflowing bins
- the kitchen is dirty
- there is not enough cutlery for three people
- there are past the date eggs and milk in the fridge (like, months past the date) - this is unsanitary
- it is far from the subway - 20 minutes walking, more with a piece of luggage
- there was no mirror and no fan in the bedroom as advertised
- the bathrooms are dirty
- the third bathroom (downstairs, next to the kitchen) is more like a mudroom or a room where you would wash your dog; it hasn't been renovated since the seventies
- the dining table seats are damaged and look tired, but everything in the house is run down, this place is just unkept
- there will be some cleaning but it's wildly insufficient compared to the number of people staying, so it doesn't stay clean at all
- I got no answer by the host to half my requests; so let's hope you don't have any emergency during your stay
- I woke up one morning to puke all over the toilet seat in the bathroom next to my bedroom
- the bedroom isn't really a room anyway, it's more like a space they arranged by putting a wall to separate a big corridor in two
- I enjoyed one night the sound of guests taking a shower next to my bedroom at 5 AM then using the HAIR DRYER then talking loudly then using the hair dryer again at 530 AM
I' m going to say I did enjoy the blanket in the bedroom and the fact that sun floods the room in the morning. But that's it.