At first glance, this is a nice place. Plenty of room, four bedrooms, right on the Mississippi River. Upon further examination, the kitchen floor is so dirty your shoes stick to it, the oven is so filthy smoke pours out when you first heat it and you have to clean it yourself. Finally, the owner barges in unannounced at a gathering you are hosting to announce there are too many people and he’s worried the police might show up. Keep in mind, the average age of everyone at the gathering is 52, and the strongest drink being served is tea.