THIS IS NOT NEW CONSTRUCTION!
This is a camping trip style cabin at best, for what would be decent hotel prices. It's very disappointing, would not recommend it.
Under all of the fixtures there was hair and dust from previous renters. There were bugs and spider webs literally everywhere, partially from a badly installed window air conditioning unit, partially because it's the back 1/3 of a garage. The slatted wood ceiling allowed for a nest of tiny baby spiders to hatch, who then descend down upon us right before bed (in the bed). There is no vacuum so we had to stay up half the night watching for them and squishing them, because, you know, who wants spiders descending on them while they sleep. (We actually got a few little spider bites regardless, not anything dangerous but a little gross and unnerving.) Parts of the wall in the bathroom by the shower are deteriorating from rot or mold and it is not cleaned well on a regular basis.
The ad is a little misleading in the sense that it is a garage. Not a guest house. There are two dogs on site, not one. They seem nice enough but they jump up on the window and bark every time you walk by which can be startling to you or your pet if you are bringing one. They also poop in the yard (which is understandable, but when your tenants can see the remains, it's a little unprofessional.) With the amount of dirt and the amount of damage that is done to this suite there's no way that this is new construction, at least not in the last two years.. The location itself is beyond wonderful though, and Lisa was communicative and kind enough.
If you are looking for a cabin style getaway near the Mississippi River, this is wonderful. If you are looking for something that rivals hotel quality away from the traffic of a hotel, this is not the place for you to stay.