The positive: The place is sparse but functional and tidy.

The negatives: Extremely unsafe! (See below for more.) When others reviewed the place as "overlooking a parking lot," that doesn't even begin to illustrate the reality. This house SITS IN A PARKING LOT. There is no street, no sidewalk, no tiny green strip, even, separating you from the parking lot. The front door dumps you out right in between strangers' cars. Strangers' cars are parked right up against the wall of this property so that when the blinds are pulled, you are looking directly in through a stranger's windshield. The beds are lumpy and dipping in weird places. The towels all smelled like a weird combo of sweaty man and Irish Spring.

The worst part: The property manager is unbelievably rude. Any negatives of a cozy AirBnb property are usually far outweighed by the charm of the host. Don't count of that here.

The instructions were to retrieve the keys through a lock box on the front porch. As we did so, a strange-looking pair walked up the steps of the porch saying those were their keys and demanding that we give them the keys. What a bizarre scenario! Immediately, I felt even more unsafe than when I pulled up to this unkempt parking-lot-property.

Then when I called the property manager to ask what was going on, without even waiting for me to explain why I was calling, she demanded in a high-pitched, reprimanding voice that I "vacate the top property, hand over the keys and resettle in the bottom property." I was dumbfounded!!

Apparently the pair was just arriving to stay in the top property and had called the property manager right before I did. How could I have known that? Would anyone in a new neighborhood believe a random stranger coming up to them demanding that the keys you were instructed to retrieve are in reality theirs? Come on!

And excuse me, property manager, no one was inside any property, nor had we even tried to open a door at this point. You jumped to an incorrect assumption and wrongly accused a customer.

Why would your instructions and key retrieval code for this bottom property be the exact same as the top property? Anyone staying in either property could access each other's keys. This is so unsafe!

Then when I later called back to explain the misunderstanding and express my disappointment at her rudeness, her lame attempt to apologize was verbatim: "I'm sorry that in the 6 months I've been doing this you're the only customer that has failed to follow my instructions."

That's not an apology. That's another accusation.

Also, try re-reading your instructions, property manager. They are the exact same instructions as the ones for the top property!

We left the property and promptly relocated to a hotel downtown.

Stay away.