Old pans in the kitchen. Toaster doesn't work. Stove inclined (not leveled). No dish drainer.
The whole house squeaks big time. So you don't go to the bathroom in the middle of the night or you will wake up everybody.
There is no heating in the guest bedroom.
The faucet on the upper bathroom won't shut. Also, It's very difficult to regulate.
Cheap toilet and kitchen roll papers.
Check out at 10:00 am and they will still suggest you to leave the dishes clean and at least one load in the washer in process.
If you forget something in the property they will charge you $25 just to allow you to come back on a later date to pick it up, if you want to recover it.
Weird soap (powder based) provided in the bathrooms.
Confusing instructions on the street parking permit.