You would love this place if:
You like being greeted by a big, barking dog with fangs bared every time you step out of your room. And then have the dog nip at your elbow while you walk to the kitchen making a hole in your sweater
Where the host does not have the courtesy to apologize let alone compensate
If you enjoy having dogs lead a neighborhood chorus of barking dogs through the day
If you carry your own DVDs around to watch TV since that is the only option
If you like to carry your own bar of soap since there is no soap in the shower
And if you want to stay in a neighborhood nowhere near the advertised neighborhood