My stay here was cut short due to the property being disgustingly unclean. In addition this property is neither “Modern” nor “Luxury.” Through even if the property managed to fulfill its name my review of this place would remain the same.
TL;DR expect to pay for hotel quality/cleanliness and receive hourly motel quality/cleanliness
Let me walk you through a stay with Property Bliss. Check in is incredibly easy and convenient, though the property manager has already been rude to you via Airbnb messaging, the ease of checkin makes you hopeful. You open the door to the duplex and are immediately greeted with the smell of damp and decay. The decor misses the mark for anything a reasonable person could consider modern luxury. You’re just staying for the night so the tacky decor, folding table, and chairs still on top of the kitchen table are not world ending. The smell however must be investigated. There’s so many possible sources, could it be the muck thats spattered on the walls? The sticky countertops? Could it be from all the food crumbs on the kitchen floors? Maybe it’s just the lack of light, you think. Maybe you open a window? Do not do it. You then notice the blanket of dust and pet hair on nearly all of the touch services, the cobwebs inside the windows and the smell of decay still hasn’t changed. You have that late dinner and an early meeting in the morning. You wanted to be in this area to make your day a little easier. You’re just staying for the night.
Let’s explore the bedroom, take a shower, change for dinner. That’s all you need at the end of the day and rebooking would be such a hassle. You start to unmake the bed to find blonde hairs in the sheets, you then find blond hairs in the provided towels. You’re thankful that this is a two bedroom. Maybe the second room is clean. You go to check and the door doesn’t open. It turns out, you need to ask the host for instructions to get this door open. It requires a firm pull up and a shoulder check to get into the second room. Once you’ve made it into the second room, you find a hair ball and (presumably) cat hair in clumps all over the head board and room. There is no pet staying in this unit. You pull the sheets back to find straight black hairs in this bed.
The whole place is disgusting. You look into your options about rebooking or simply getting a hotel and while on hold with AirBnb decide to finish the poke you brought with you. You look for a fork and find red and blonde hairs in the silverware holder. At this point it’s simply time to leave.
Property Bliss has the audacity to charge a 60 dollar cleaning fee for a property that has not been properly cleaned in days, if not weeks. At the booking price you didn’t expect perfection, but you expected so much more. Booker beware.