I wasn't going to write this review, but after yet another email asking me to do so, I obliged. Overall, the place was really nice and had everything I asked for.
The problem is that I was expecting a more casual experience with the host, but it felt like I was talking to a corporation. Airbnb is great when the hosts can be candid and casual with the guests, that was VERY much not the case for this listing.
They wanted to charge for lake check-out and early check-in (this has never happened to me before). They make you go through so many different authentications (including submitting front and back photos of your state-issued ID). You have to create an account on their own website, and then they bombard you with emails.
Hotels are great because there is a reception desk if you need anything. Airbnb is *usually* great because you can just message the owner and it feels like there is another human on the other side of the phone. This was neither.
But, the place is very nice.