Do you want to get catfished? Do you want to excitedly walk into your AirBNB and question you're in the right house? Do you want to have a pool in the backyard but not be able to use it at all? If so, then THIS is the spot for you! From the time we arrived and were given the wrong door code, to the host calling me "Lindsey," it was obvious that the "Superhost" status of Alan means he has a lot of AirBNB's and doesn't remain aware what condition they are all in... And this house is proof. The pool was green our entire stay. Like, highlighter green. Couldn't even see the bottom. You don't have to be Einstein to know that means algae growth. So much for my only search filter being "pool" and planning a whole day around the pool, including packing a suitcase full of floaties on the plane... No one from our group could use the pool the entire time. We had to use the HOSE to mist ourselves in the heat, but eventually had to go inside due to the mosquitoes eating us alive (some of took Benadryl and had to cortisone it was that bad)... A correlation to the gross, stagnant pool? I think so. The house and pool is not a cute spot for bachelorette parties, it's a DUMPING GROUND for bachelorette parties. Like the elephant graveyard on "The Lion King." There is CRAP everywhere. See that cute photo of the "office?" Yeah, it's now full of used/old bachelorette decor. See the pics of the gorgeous, kempt backyard? Yeahhhh well the reality is a BBQ you can't access, tons of broken/old crap peppered about, overgrown grass, bad bad bad. Embarrassingly awful. Take note from the pics of the artwork on the walls and the huge, gorgeous leather couch... We are still wondering where those were during our stay?! Lots of nails on the walls but... No art. A blue, stiff loveseat now is in the living room. CATFISHED. Let me not forget the huge branch dangling over the yard just waiting to fall on your head! BYOHH (bring your own hard hat). Our biggest upset is that we told Alan about the pools condition and branch right away and he kept lying about it. "It will clear up by tonight" then "it will clear up by tomorrow"... Shouldn't it have been clear and ready to use BY our check in time? And he admitted to be aware of it, to boot. Said he was at the house 5 days in a row checking the pool... maybe it was the other recent review that calls out the green pool. Said that getting a landscaper was hard lately. So I filed a complaint with AirBNB during our stay... Alan declined the refund I was fairly requested trying to give me a so story that this "is his livelihood." Like I'm some millionaire? We just wanted the pool in the pics, is that so much to ask! AND THEN he sent men to the house at 8:30am on day 3 of our stay, with NO notice to us, to take down the branch. I thought it was hard to get landscapers? Guess not. Waking up to strange men in the backyard using a chainsaw in a tree outside our master bedroom was terrifying, esp to a group of 9 women. A total invasion of privacy! I've contacted AirBNB about this several times now and they don't seem to care... It's incredibly upsetting. There should be some kind of standard that hosts are held to. Homes should be walked to ensure that the advertised photos are what's being delivered. If that were the case, Alan's home would not be listed OR he would need to remedy the current status of it to make it worth the amount he charges for it. Do not book this AirBNB unless you genuinely don't care about having a pool or are cool jumping into a green pool you can't see the bottom of. One more time, say it with me... CATFISHED. Good work, "Superhost" Alan... Enjoy the money you made off our group. You should be ashamed.