At Ellie's place, you can expect:
an uncomfortable mattress;
one flat pillow;
sharing one hand towel with five other guests
having no face towel
dirty laundry in the washing machine
smoke billowing from your light fixture in your bedroom
having no towel rack for your bath towel
seating for four in the living room
seating for four at the table
lack of sufficient cookware if there are more than 2 in the house