I've never been in an AirBnB that is more perfectly designed to annoy the hell out of you.
On first glance, it seems like a nice place. However, the moment you inspect anything in detail there are tons of stupid annoyance or breakages.
- The mattress is 2-3 inches thick, so as you roll over you can feel the wooden boards poking you in the ribs
- There are cracks in the shower floor, so you can cut your feet while you try to shower
- The couch has this really ugly missing patch on it, that is hidden by a pillow when you walk in
- The washer and dryer are perfectly centered in a closet with two sliding doors, so you can't actually open the door to the dryer fully, and have to toss things in from a distance
- The dishwashing machine is controlled by a wall mounted switch that is right next to the lights switch. So, when you leave and turn off both, you now turn off the dishwasher.
- The towel racks are mounted in the middle of the bedroom walls, at a perfect height to scratch your shoulders as you walk past.
- EVERY SINGLE PIECE of furniture is wobbly, with loose legs. Like seriously? You can't make this stuff up.
I could honestly go on for days. I'm just happy I was only there for a week, so this is a hilariously bad AirBnB rather than a complete tragedy.
The silly thing is that most of these issues could be completely solved by $300-$500 of repairs. Clearly, the owners do not care about replacing even the cheapest of IKEA furniture.
For the price that we paid, it honestly would have been smarter to just go to any old hotel and enjoy decent, modern service.