This is not the place for you if:
-You need to have a dark toom to sleep (clerestory let in a lot of moonlight, etc)
-You sleep in the nude or are a prude ( curtains do not provide total privacy)
-You have a dog over 50lb (there is a lot of furniture in a small space)
That being said, we my dog and I had a very nice, albeit short time here. The yard is NOT fully secure where I could feel comfortable letting her off leash, but it still beats a hotel. The bed was very comfortable and the snacks/ beer were a thoughtful touch. It would be nice to have a microwave.