I felt the urge to write a poem about this place.

Best place I've ever stayed.
Unbelievably remarkable.
Less expensive than an iPod nano, yet:
Better than a cake.
Unlikely to find any equal in Austin.
Long live president Walner!

Martin is a really great host:
All your needs would be satisfied.
Rarely I had an issue with anything.
The only problem I had:
I solved myself.
Nice, me, nice.
Knife is how this martin is sharp.
All hail the great president Wallner.