I was tempted to rate Chip’s place a cool five stars - then I remembered the Elvis. It was Thursday night in Nashville. I had just come back from the bar, feeling nice, ready to watch some nice Netflix and hop in bed. My bladder trembled. It was time to break the seal. I stumbled to the lone bathroom in the otherwise perfect house, a house that had subtle details and decorations unmatched by any other Airbnb in the tri state area. As I turned the corner and lunged towards the toiled, the dark silhouette of Elvis Presley plastered to the wall above the throne did more than frighten me - it nearly gave me a heart attack. The disdain this caused me towards the Elvis wallpaper is indescribable. An otherwise kind host and perfect location keeps this location at a nice 4.5 stars from me, but the Elvis alone I would give a 0 star if I could.