If you enjoy chaotic check ins where it is stressful and you have a time limit for parking and to try to find your room in a maze of locked entries like an escape room just to get your parking pass, then this is the place for you. You’d have an easier time breaking into Fort Knox. It certainly wasn’t something we enjoyed!
Also, if you enjoy $75 fines and have your wheels of your vehicle booted because the parking pass was broken and wouldn’t stay hanging on your rear view mirror, this is the place for you. We personally would’ve preferred to spend that money on good beer.
If you prefer a patio door that is blocked with a four foot high wooden fence so you can look out only if you are standing, this is the place for you. We prefer a patio for viewing and being able to exit through it and lounge.
If you prefer a bedroom with zero privacy (a barn door that doesn’t lock and a cut out in the upper portion of the wall) so other guests staying with you can hear everything, this is the place for you. We prefer a door that locks and privacy.
If you prefer a owner who won’t call you when you are desperately asking for help in accessing the unit because the instructions for the unit and parking are too complicated, this is the place for you. We prefer someone who is quick to respond to our needs instead of texting us “what is your issue?” when we are stressed out trying to get settled.
If you prefer being close to the city action, where everything is within walking distance, this is the place for you. This is the only plus about this place.
If you enjoy a complicated hassle of returning your garage door fob by having to find parking to run back in and get the fob back into the apartment, this is the place for you. We prefer something more user friendly.
If you enjoy dishes in the cabinet that have egg yolk on them from prior guests, this is the place for you. We prefer clean dishes.
If you prefer “wall art” from previous guests that have scratched and scuffed up the walls in places so high that looks like they were trying to climb the walls to escape, this is the place for you. We prefer clean and painted walls.
FYI - we’ve stayed at lots of air bnb and vrbo, this is our first ever negative review.
It may be another’s persons perfect place but definitely not ours.