To call this place a dump would not be an exaggeration. Literally every part of this house needs work.
It is dirty - There was mildew in the showers, green stains and foundation on the shower curtain, neither of the porches were swept, outdoor furniture was filthy. The rugs and anything upholstered has a visibility layer of dirt. I don’t expect every surface to sparkle but we are in the middle of a pandemic and it seems like this place has not had a solid cleaning since before that even started.
It feels shoddy- the couches are well past their prime, literally falling apart, and I saw several moths, the mattresses feel thin and squeaky, the cabinets and the front door grind against the floor. Curtain rods and curtains are cheap and ratty.
It isn’t functional - the kitchen looks nice on the surface but every drawer but one seems to be a junk drawer. The dishwasher is broken and everything just feels grimy. There was no sponge to do dishes so we used a washcloth from the bathroom. One roll of cheap paper towels. No napkins or other paper products in the kitchen. WiFi was glitchy and half the lamps didn’t work. The lamp in my bedroom upstairs was broken and the only way to turn it on and off was to unscrew the lightbulb. Not a lot of outlets which is fine because it’s an old house but get some surge protectors or something so you can plug in more that 2 electronics in a room. There is barely anywhere to hang a towel, especially in the upstairs bathroom.
When we were gathering trash together before we checked out, we found an old pizza box behind the trash can left by the previous guests.
Overall, the experience here was disappointing and I wouldn’t recommend.
Location is great and very close to a lot of shops and restaurants.