Was in town for a wedding right smack dab in the middle of the action at the Newport Yachting Center which seemed like maybe a par 4 away. The place was clean and had everything a reasonable person would need and even more like coffee and some fruit and whatnots. James was quick to respond to any emails I sent him leading up to and during the stay. Like, really quick. Almost creepy how quick he was.

I look forward to staying here again when my friend who just got married gets divorced and remarries in Newport like the first one never even happened. We set the over/under at three years for them.

My only complaint is that the bars in Newport close at 1:00(!) but that's hardly James' fault. Or is it... duhn-DunH-DUNNNH (google "dramatic chipmunk gif" for full effect)