For a $200/night apartment my expectations were certainly let down. I will say the owner Chía was friendly at its a great location. But let's get into the bad...
First red flag is the listing tells you to not make any mention that you’re staying in an Airbnb. So it felt sketchy walking by the doorman multiple times per day needing to explain that we were staying with “friends”.
Bedroom light switch does nothing. Hard to figure out how to turn on single lamp in corner
Amazon Alexa had alarms set waking us up in the morning unintentionally.
Not a lot of cutlery. I think just two forks and two spoons. Clearly this is the apartment of a bachelor with no consideration for Airbnb guests.
Extremely cheap and uncomfortable industrial 1-ply toilet paper. This made me so upset that it triggered my review from a 3 to 2 star.
Literally no space to store food in kitchen. All cabinets are packed with unuseful personal items. We had to place our food items on the limited counter space.
Small fridge. Can store enough food for two people for probably three days. But owner left drinks and food items in fridge taking up valuable fridge space.
Toilet seat doesn't stay up. Was recovering from surgery and it was hard to sit down. But couldn’t pee standing up because of the lid kept closing.
Shower handle is in a weird location and you reach in to turn it on, you will get sprayed with ice cold water each time. Very poor design.
Plunger (is that what it's called) in bathroom sink would frequently fall to the bottom so water wouldnt drain. Lever didn't work to push it up so needed to fish for it with my fingernails regularly.
All hand-soaps in bathroom and kitchen ran out within 3 days into a week stay.
Exposed cables in bedroom. Should this be a smoke detector?
Exhaust fan in bathroom doesn’t work. Stinky.