Ok, I’m going to veer off-script and start with the bad news: you’ve seen the entire apartment. It’s pretty big for Manhattan, but it isn’t exactly a big space for people who are traveling in from elsewhere. The lower levels of the building itself smells like garbage with a tint of mouse. None of that impacts the apartment itself, but it merits mentioning. Also one of the beds feels like the springs are busted on one side, and the coffee maker will flood because the coffee pot is the wrong size.
Now let’s focus on what is amazing about this place: it’s clean, it has two bedrooms and two bathrooms (including essentially a master suite), and the location is excellent. EXCELLENT. If you’re looking for “I want to be three blocks from a subway in Midtown, but also to feel safe and decently quiet,” this is your place. The pizza joint that’s essentially downstairs is excellent and cheap and open late if you’re craving a slice. I would be willing to stay here again.