Half an hour before I got there the host texted me that he forgot toilet paper and paper towels, and offering to zelle me $30 for the inconvenience. Annoying, but oh well.
It got worse once I made it inside. There was a strong smell of piss or stale beer or both in the bathroom and kitchen area. I "mopped" the floor with wet paper towels and washed out the bathroom mats and that mostly got rid of the smell.
The neighbors: at least one loud party and a screaming roughhousing child continued past 3AM Monday as well as other nights during my stay.
The windows: the apartment is weirdly hostile to the idea of opening windows for some reason. All but one of them are blocked by curtain rods and can't be opened more than an inch or so. The one that isn't he tells you not to open. With three exclamation marks. Beyond problems opening them, the bedroom has one big window with a translucent curtain and a glass door that leads onto the balcony. The door doesn't have a curtain at all. Meaning it's impossible to sleep much past sunrise here.
All in all it was a pretty miserable stay.