10/10. There were these little plastic plants in the room with white plastic pots that passively make you feel as comfy as an alligator who’s just eaten it’s well deserved meal and is now sun bathing with it’s mouth agape by the riverside just like back in grade school at your parent or legal guardian’s house, especially when placed atop the already present white furniture. The couch is adorned with these colorful reversible sequins pillows that are so mesmerizing to fiddle with that once you make the mistake of touching them, you’ll have promptly forgotten your purpose in making the journey to Queens and before knowing it, it’ll be time to leave.