This is hipster, yeah? Like super cool and hipster, but also hipster. What is hipster, you might ask? Their era was 2000-2020, probably now RIP, replaced with... TikTok influencers? Back then, people really wanted to be misunderstood geniuses. Now they really want to be... popular. Anyway, this loft is next to literally the coolest restaurants in NYC: win son, baby blues luncheonette, panameria bakery, brooklyn ball factory, yun hai, winona's... and when you show up at the loft at night to check in, it looks... scary. And basically you go to the next door non-descript supermarket Brooklyn Harvest Market, you get the most hipster beer ever because hipsters have a steady diet of 100% beer. So, yeah, a hipster loft. I'll be back. Hasta la vista.