Should you decide to stay at this very apartment, please beware of exhibiting the “rudeness” and “impoliteness” as I have:
- Do not leave lights on: not even for 15 seconds as you step out of the room to wash your hands;
- Do not “slam” the door: do not even allow the door knob to click, as they normally would, in day time;
- Do not “stomp” on the floor: walking bare-feeted only at all times, ballerina style;
- Do not create any sound in your room, esp. at the wall, at designated night time hours, as the host sleeps next door and will knock your door whenever a sound is made.
- Most importantly, please do not attempt to observe the rules in any ways other than what is demanded by the host. You will repeatedly get some emotionally charged, strong language from your host at night times or early hours in the morning. No, please refrain from explaining yourself, and just say yes and apologize repeatedly and you should be fine;
- In summary it’s best to live up to the absolute perfection of being a ghost at the apartment, and you get to enjoy the nice and clean room your host meticulously maintains.
- Disclaimer: after the host abruptly ended my stay, literally on the night of our failed communication, I did slam the door as I left, something I never did all my life, at home or at any airbnb apartments. I failed the above, sorry I’m so bad, but it’s such a relief to live like a normal human being once again, even though I only had hours of notice to find an alternative place to stay. I’ve lived in Airbnb homes not quite as clean, but nevier felt quite as unwelcomed and not at home at this place. Thank you, I enjoyed the departure.