Brandon is a great host. He's a really good host, the best.
His apartment has a very comfortable bed, a bath and a shower and is so close to the best pie shop in the world, great pies, the best.
Just 10 minutes walk to the high line, so good. Just 15 minutes to Central Park. Ignore trump tower, the gold is not real - it's fake gold, it's not real gold, nasty.
Don't stay with Donald, stay with Brandon.