I'm going to be honest...
If you don't like great customer service and people take care of their guests
Or
Fully stocked soaps with clean linen and freshly washed towels readily available to be used when you get out of the shower
Or
A decently stocked kitchen with seasonings and cookware available to throw down in the kitchen.
I guess this house isn't for you, go find a two star Airbnb
But this one gets 5 five stars