"Where are you staying?" a friend asked. "In hell," I replied.
This property has an enormous pigeon's nest atop it; the 2nd floor balcony is covered in pigeon shit. The balcony overlooks the giant, barren backyard which is filled with cigarette butts and animal feces. The blinds are broken in nearly every window. We found many items e.g. socks, potato chips, nail clippers, and much more left under the beds from former guests. There was a dirty diaper in the front yard; my car had a big pigeon turd on it upon leaving. This property contains nearly zero amenities; you will not find hand soap, toilet paper in every bathroom, a tea kettle, or even a small saucepan to boil water. This property is the opposite of luxurious and I’m so grateful that my girlfriends were able to roll with this nasty, unclean home and still have fun. This property: cute if you keep your eyes closed.