Have you ever wanted to sleep in a garage? Then this place is for you. Hair in every corner, dirty floors that turn your socks black, holes in the walls, no windows at all. Two tiny towels, two flat pillows, and the bed wasn’t even made when we got there. No paper products at all. You can hear everything that goes on in the main house. Parking is horrible to squeeze in and out of. My rental car got a large crack in the windshield while sitting in the driveway. When I asked Ernesto about it, he turned around and accused me of smoking in the unit, which I did not.
This place was so bad we almost left and got a hotel. It feels like the kind of place you’d hear about in a true crime documentary in a bad bad way. If all you need is a place to sleep and shower, it might be fine. But I have huge regrets about staying here.