I should have trusted the bad reviews that I read before booking this property. BEWARE! This property has NO resemblance of what the listing shows and describes. It is very old and most things are worn, broken, or dysfunctional.
When we showed up, the house hadn't been cleaned. All the beds were obviously dirty (hairballs, spills, very disgusting), the floor was so dirty that our kids feet were black (We didn't take our shoes off for the rest of the week), the fridge had all this spilled food in it and smelled rotten, one of the bathrooms had flooded right before we arrived and smelled like the sewer the whole time we were there, all the shower curtains had sick moldy stains on them that you didn't dare touch, the oven was gross; so covered in char that we couldn't cook anything, the microwave was off limits, all the drawers were full of random gross crap (including vaginal wipes)... there was a big pile of moldy pillows in a closet! ACTUAL MOLD... that is dangerously gross..One bedroom had a closet full of dirty socks...The kitchen chairs were so dirty that we had to lay towels on them before we sat on them...the list goes on. I wish I could post pictures here to show how bad the house really was. We spent the first 7 hours of our vacation washing sheets so we could sleep in the beds.
There are only 7 bedrooms, not 8.
The hot tub was busted open and 2 of our kids sliced their thighs open getting in and out.
Just beware, this house is nothing like the listing and it is VERY VERY dirty. It needs a deep cleaning and almost everything inside and outside the house needs thrown away and replaced. It almost seems like someone lives here and just leaves when the airbnb renters show up.... its bad.
ALSO.... on the first night (After we had communicated to Airbnb how bad everything was), the owner of the house showed up unannounced and started hitting his maintenance man and dropping the F Bomb to him about 15 times in front of my whole family (which included 6 small children)... so, I guess you get to deal with assault in front of minors if you decide to stay here. When we told him that he needs to update the pictures on the listing because they are deceiving, he said "well, of course I photoshop them before I upload them"...
We felt very unsafe and scared at this house. Not only because of the owners behavior, but because everything is blocked off and secretive.... you can't open any of the doors in the front (the are all blocked with poles and signs are everywhere).... it makes it feel like this is either a whore house or a drug house.
Needless to say, we had a terrible experience, but had nowhere else to go with our big family.... :(
I am not exaggerating, this house needs some help and is not pleasant.