In the city of sin, one man stands atop the mountain of opulence and avarice, one man stands alone, welcoming all with a warm hand and a smile into his desert abode. We were provided such outstanding hospitality that I cancelled my stay at the Bellagio penthouse with haste. Our room was immaculate and the climate was suitable, with an optional electric 'ceiling fan' should the excessive alcohol we would soon consume raise our body temperatures to threatening levels. We dined on the finest complimentary fruit, granola bars and juices, all the while this man worked outside in the sun, toiling, doing carpentry at daybreak, working with only his bare hands and his tool belt. We were welcomed as king and queen, we mingled with other guests, and our lovely superhost even offered chariot to the Las Vegas strip in his 'personal vehicle'. Had I not driven my 2014 Prius C from the private fleet, I would have graciously accepted. My girlfriend left me, but I will stay again at this wonderful place, this desert rose in the arid, infertile land, this hidden airbnb gem.