DO NOT STAY HERE. Two hosts live on property, Left-Host and Right-Host. The Left-Host doesn’t know what the Right-Host is doing. The WATER FIASCO: When I checked in, LH told me they provided water. The first week, they ran out twice, so I told LH that I would provide my own. I stayed for five weeks, and a few days before leaving, I ran out of water. I asked RH if it would be okay to drink their water for the last few days, and he said no. I told him that, on the first day, LH told me they would provide water. He said they have never provided water for their guests. A few hours later, after talking to LH, RH offered an insincere apology, while rudely directing me to provide my own water. VERBAL ABUSE: LH frequently talked about her bakery business. I asked her a question, and she began to answer it normally, but as she spoke, she became angry, and her voice ramped up from a normal level to shouting at the top of her lungs in 30 seconds, “I’m losing money! How dare you ask me that!” I’ve never seen anything like it. I didn’t speak to her after that, because I didn’t want to give her another opportunity to yell at me — but, she yelled at me anyway. The day I left, I saw her for only a moment, and she shouted at me, “Get out, Jerk!” This alone should disqualify her from being an Airbnb host. You may ask an innocent question, but rather than say she’d rather not talk about that, LH might scream at you at the top of her lungs — Twice! DISHONESTY: The day I checked out, RH told me that, because he had to prepare the room for a new guest, I had to leave by 10AM. I informed him I had already made arrangements to checkout at 11AM. He told me, “I set the checkout time, not you.” I sent him a screenshot of the checkout time in his listing — 11AM. RH blamed Airbnb for it. He told me Airbnb put that checkout time in without his knowledge, and he gave me “permission to checkout at 11AM.” I checked his listing immediately after he told me to leave at 10AM, and noted the calendar showed his place was NOT rented. I am writing this one week after checkout, and his place has still not been rented. It is clear to me that RH was dishonest about the checkout time because he wanted to inconvenience me as retaliation for “upsetting” LH earlier. This alone should disqualify RH from being an Airbnb host. These hosts are horrible. DO NOT STAY HERE.