If you're looking for a house with an owner who will constantly remind you of their super strict house rules, with a freezing pool this is the place for you. Sending notes like the neighbor is a policeman multiple times is a little overboard.
You better make sure you are out of the house by 11am the day of checkout cause the owner will be there at 10:50am looking at his watch and giving you bad looks.
Patio lights are intentionally locked up so that you can not use the patio after dark. Pool is super cold and not usable even on 90 degree days.
We definitely will not be using Myrons place in the future.