Trying to be as fair to the hosts given that the location is excellent, the place was clean and they were kind enough to let us use their outdoor outlet to charge our electric car. But, I do think my thoughts should be public.
I want to warn everyone the description leaves a bit to be desired. This is not a “whole house” listing. This is essentially an en suite bedroom with outdoor access. The closet is the “kitchen”. There is a locked door in the room that I’m sure just leads upstairs into the main house.
We were told you may hear them upstairs, but that might be the understatement of the century. By “hear” it means you can clearly hear people talking or anytime anyone walks around above. Also, the bed is squeaky af and not attached to anything. Linens are thin. No temp access, so the room is hot.
Basically, if you want a place get busy with your partner after a night in Asheville and not feel like your kids are right outside the door listening, this is 100% NOT IT