the toilet didn't flush. I spent a week flushing with a bucket I filled in the sink. A "maintenance person" was sent in, and they left a plunger behind, as if that would make water flow when the handle was pressed. The shower hit me squarely between the shoulder blades (I stand 6'1") leaving me to limbo to wash my hair. The bed was the squeakiest I've ever seen, like it was out of a bad movie. The WIFI network didn't exist, so we played a game of "which other room's network works best" through three options before one worked well enough. I can't think of anything else that could have been worse, short of some kind of infestation.