If overpriced voyeurism is your style, you're found the perfect listing! You'll be pleased with the sheers that allow neighbors to view you from their very own homes while you lie in bed or do other things. You'll love the exposed porch that has at least 10 other homes that can view you in the hot tub at any time. Do you have an interest in competing on Cutthroat Kitchen? This listing features sharing 1 cup for 2 people, getting creative while using a broiling pan to do all of your baking needs, and a complete lack of cooking utensils and measuring cups sure to prepare you for your competition. Don't forget to open the windows because that hood doesn't work! You'd better check those few dishes first, though, as the cleaning staff has already preempted one of the ingredients in your basket by providing you with left over cheese stuck to the plates. If you're someone who enjoys an imaginative outing, you will love using your imagination to pretend that there is a creek running beside of your abode. The slight trickle when it rains may aid you in this endeavor. You can also envision yourself beside of a fire pit while basking in the lovely pile of brush and broken chair on the other side of the rotten bridge. Do you like haunted houses and jump scares? Then you'll love the constant sounds that someone may be on your "private porch" as well as the random cars pulling into your side of the garage. You'll also enjoy the wonder of having not 1 but 2 doors that do not close as the entry to your stay. Don't worry, though. The final door latches. If this all sounds wonderful to you, go ahead and book your stay!
Seriously, though, don't stay here. The hood not working is in direct violation of the international mechanical code section 505. I don't know how this person has "super host" status, but it really discredits airbnb's rating standards. Since I know Karl will bash this review as I've seen in the hours I've spent reading reviews since my stay (I only read the first page before booking), let me just inform you that I took pictures. You can find them at smurfetinnc wixsite com / karl-stay.