You’ll believe me when I tell you I am the pickiest of the pickiest of the picky mfers when it comes to where I stay— I feel icked out by 9 out of 10 away-from-home stays, Airbnbs and hotels alike. I’m a consummate clean freak. The smallest bit of smear on the light switch or single hair on the comforter can mean I will barely sleep the night. I’m sensitive to the energies even— the intangible spirit realm goings on or whatever is happening beyond our conscience comprehension.
Now with all this new knowledge of me you have, let me just say dear reader, this place is PERFECT. I mean it ticks every box. It is immaculately clean. This is me saying this. The finishings are artisan level precise. The materials, by and large, are real: the floor is wood veneer (or if it’s plastic it’s really well done), the kitchen is real wood, the bathroom is real stone tile, the bath and sink are plastic but they seem brand new. The bed is super comfortable (but maybe a tiny bit short). The bedding feels like there’s at least a good percentage of real cotton in it (not that cheapest of the cheap synthetic crap most Airbnbs have).
IDGAF that the apartment is in the basement or that there is no AC. Makes not a bit of difference to me. Probably because it is a basement, it feels totally cool in the summer and it was 90-something degrees outside when we arrived. Not a problem down in the immaculate hole.
Traveling to Bozeman? Don’t be a fool. Choose this place immediately.