Thomas, I suggest you change your ad. Perhaps…rustic is a better way to describe the unclean, pet-hair-filled dwelling you have. The sheets and pillows were dirty, poor lighting, pet hair-laden, townhouse with a kitchen that neither supplies the necessary accoutrements nor is “renovated”. Your home has been cleaned well, most sheets and towels washed, surfaces wiped. Bedsheets removed and bathroom cleaned. I only wish you extended the same curtesy we have given you. Thank the stars we did not place significance on where we stayed. That being said, we thank you for hosting us—we will be staying at the Waldorf next year.