I had a four day stay. The house itself is really clean and nice inside. However:
Day 1: house owners told us an electrician was coming to look at some things outside and then "one or two things inside." When he came, and my team was in the middle of a meeting, he said he needed to check all the outlets and lights in the entire house. I sent him away.
Day 2: Again in the middle of a meeting with my team, a plumber shows up unannounced, saying he needed to check the water system in the entire house. I sent him away.
Day 3: my team is enjoying lunch on the back pool deck and two window repairmen JUST WALKED IN, looking around for us, saying they have to replace a sash. I let them do it.
Day 4: two hours before check out, while I was in the middle of an important phone call, the fire alarm went off for no reason. I checked through the entire house.
Throughout every night: it's next door to a busy McDonald's and you can hear people making their orders at the drive-thru all night. "YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?"