Not what we thought. We attempted to watch tv downstairs but the television kept going in and out. We could never locate the upstairs tv remote. The first day we found out the washing machine doesn’t work, it just constantly runs water through without completing the cycle. We couldn’t wash towels or our clothes or follow your instructions listed to do the laundry on the bed or the towels. The bedroom situation aren’t really bedrooms. It’s beds put into random living spaces, which in turn offers no privacy. In order to check out we were instructed to wash the bedding and towels, but couldn’t of course because of the washing machine. The listing says 4 1/2 bathrooms, which isn’t necessarily true - it isn’t 4 1/2 bathrooms. It’s 3 Full bathrooms, 2 half bathrooms and a random toilet in the laundry entrance, which like the downstairs “bedrooms” offers no privacy. The patio has the furniture stacked/smushed together and on top of one another and the furniture in the back isn’t what the photos on the site suggest. The windows are also not insulated, at all. Air can be literally heard coming through each of them and the holes in the walls are off-putting. The island in the kitchen is broken/leaning. There are cameras outside of the house, one of which is right outside the bathroom shower and bath there are bath towels from various hotels. One of the beds upstairs is literally sinking in the bottom because the boxspring is broken I’m presuming. The location is close to Bourban street and the Frenchmen quarter but it is a noisy location right off the highway, sleeping is nonexistent. I also wouldn’t recommend walking anywhere around there at night or during the day. And on top of all of this, on top of everything we tried to make do and get passed- there are disgusting roaches.