To access it you go down a steep trail in the woods, to a ravine next to the highway. Toilet (not private...) doesn't flush unless you fill the tank w/ a hose (which he didn't tell us), and there was barely a trickle of water to brush your teeth. Traffic noise all night long, screen door barely closes and doesn't keep bugs out. Swimming hole looks nice, but you have to be careful of the fire ants... Not sure the zip line even works?