Loud construction noise starting at 7:30am every day. BBQ that was advertised was not functional (a rusty old flat griddle with paint chips coming off - would be dangerous to eat food cooked on it). Dirty floors (bare feet are black in 20 minutes) and every dish required washing before use. Every knife was extremely dull (beyond being able to sharpen). Beach not swimmable; no sand and too rough (though not the hosts fault as the sand comes and goes here and we were aware of this).