The bed was comfortable, pool was refreshing, yard was amazing and host and furry companions were friendly. Small fridge and microwave helped make some meals onsite but usually ended up driving a little over 20 min to some tasty restaurants (3).
I only found 1 beach I wanted to swim at on this side of the island and it's one of my favorite in Hawaii.
I finally felt like I was off-grid and still in luxury.
The satellite-wifi can be a bit spotty and Verizon gets service a couple miles down the road but who cares, there are so many other things to be doing in Hawaii anyway.