1. Booby Trapped screen doors that tumble out of their runners when you try to open.
2. Front Door Doesn't Lock.
3. Plywood panel over window blocking ocean view.
4. Stinky wet carpet roll stashed on balcony.
5. Combative Owner telling us to check out if we didn't like it.
6. Popcorn Ceiling--asbestos?
7. Promised WIFI unavailable.
8. Torn Screen on sliding balcony door.