Unfortunately, there are only a few positives about staying at Geoff’s Sea Cliff House: the location, the view and the new appliances. Geoff was cordial when communicating but other than those three things, this Airbnb listing is a huge scam. I have truly never been so disappointed by a host and a property in all my years of using Airbnb. From the very beginning, Geoff wasn’t accommodating but we went along anyway because the inventory of alternative Airbnbs in the area was low. For the few thousand dollars we spent on a 4 night stay, I would’ve expected much, much more from our host. What truly irked me the most is that during our stay he messaged me stating that he had bug exterminators and an appraiser coming on the two final days of our four night stay. I was pleased about the exterminator because on our first night I found a tiny cockroach making it’s way on a wall in the stairwell. It would have went over so much better if he planned this before or after our stay. Geoff didn’t ask us if it was okay for people to come interrupt our private time. Instead, he opted to message us on our first night saying “thank you for your accommodation” in the same message he’d made it clear these scheduled appointments were going to happen wether we were ok with it or not, which appeared calculated. He must’ve waited until we were already there so that we wouldn’t have enough time to converse about how that could actually take away from our experience on O’ahu. We ultimately looked past most of these hiccups and really enjoyed our time elsewhere on the island. The best beaches here aren’t walkable from the home but are worth the short drive. I really hope Geoff take this message to heart and put some real TLC into this house to make it into a cozy home with such a steep asking price for their offering. It is a business and “newly renovated” is not something he should boast about. Here is the list I made of necessary comforts: No air conditioning, no screen doors, no closet doors, literally zero counter space in the bathrooms, the walls were dirty and need painting, the stairs are splitting at the seams up and down, the downstairs shower handle is broken and the shower isn’t fully enclosed so flooding is typical, the upstairs sliding door locks are rusted, there’s zero privacy from their other unit in the duplex while outside on the deck, the sofa downstairs slides all over the floor when you’re trying to sit on it so you’ll most likely fall through the middle like myself every single time, the driveway is unnecessarily narrow with palm trees making it more narrow, the yard wasn’t manicured and is a major eyesore to the view from one of the two bedrooms with views, and all the flooring is super low budget materials. It is abundantly clear that construction was completed as quickly as possible with low budget materials and no attention to detail. The one saving grace of this place is the views of the beautiful oceanS My advice to Geoff is to take the time to actually feel how it feels to live in this place and hopefully make some mandatory changes. In it’s current state it feels like living in a model home not intended for functionality.