Host took to many liberties in the description:
Minutes from downtown - 20 to 30 depending on traffic, this description gives me the impression I can walk there.
First to stay: Then who broke the towel rack, put a hole in bedroom door and used up the light bulb in the living room
Private Parking - If you consider street parking private
Any movement by upstairs neighbors echo's in bottom unit to the point it's very hard to sleep
No Shampoo - Wouldn't really care if all the above weren't an issue