Prior to my departure, while saying goodbye to my new future lifelong friends, I jokingly told Bruce I was going to assign a 1-star rating to his accommodations, because the truth would only hurt my selfish chances of keeping it available for me on a moment's notice. But, that would have been wrong. Instead, I am compelled to leave this "vague 5-star truth," which will only tend to ensure that my secret place will be discovered by others, like that secluded, pristine camping spot by the waterfall in the forest, where your family camped for years and nobody else would venture, but now everyone knows about it and it is inevitably changed forever. I am not going to say one cliche word about all the trivial things, or even the truly great things that mattered the most during my stay. But, I will seek to stay here on my next trip to D.C. Now, only the most imaginative people, capable of reading between the lines, will understand the significance of the above. And that is by design.