Sensitive olfactory systems beware!
The kitchen was visibly gross; I threw out an old/hard/rotten lime that was on the counter. In search of the rotten stench, a closer look at other items in the kitchen (dishes and pot holder) were dirty and unwashed. The bathroom sink basin did not look cleaned recently and the slow water drainage made it more evident. I did feel like the sheets had been washed, but that shouldn't be the bar by which to measure.
It's listed as "gorgeous" but the foul smell that meant we spent as little time there as possible was the contrary. Parking did exist. Pictures of the living area don't capture the brokenness of the sofa or the questionable stains on it.
Gordon did do a good job of communicating before we arrived, though I thought his pressing questions on our check-out time was overbearing - considering there is a posted check-out time that we planned to exit well before (mainly because we couldn't stand the smell)
I would have paid much more to have a place I felt comfortable staying in. As a long-distance backpacker, I've stayed in seedier Motel 8s than this and been less disgusted.
Good location. Appreciated the parking, particularly given our propensity to stay there as little as possible.