If you’re looking for a stay that checks all the boxes without any actual substance or charm, this place is for you. Everything looks absolutely perfect if you squint, but the minute you look closely, it all falls apart.
This house was furnished to look high-end, but all the details are cheap and it shows – the couch was covered in stains, the coffee
table was made of cardboard with the laminate scuffing off in several places
and the kicken table was bow-legged.
There is no shelf in the upstairs shower, meaning all the provided amentiies are left on the floor such that one must scounge around several times during an otherwise relaxing shower – a luxury experience? I think not.
Worst of all, the air conditioning was absolutely horrible for the duration of our stay. No matter what we set the controls to, it was either way too hot or way too cold. When the unit was set to 75, the entire house was freezing cold such that we were both shivering and bundled up in long pants, a jacket, and the comforter from the bed in order to work during the day. This definitely put a damper on our dreams of a cute workaway vacation as we were unable to enjoy ourselves given the extreme cold. Later in the stay, the upstairs unit started inexpicably blowing hot air and we were forced to move to the downstairs bedroom to escape the heat.
TL;DR – if you’re looking for an uninspired place to stay in a decent location, pick this one. If you care about the details, look elsewhere.