Where to start with this horrendous experience in this overpriced cottage? This property is an absolute scam. Here’s a partial list of what you can expect, from someone who stayed there for a month:
There is no privacy from the constant workmen on the property (every day there were maskless men right outside of our curtainless windows).
There is no signage up directing you around the property, so deliveries are impossible to get.
The fireplace was broken.
The bathtub drain was broken.
The shower didn’t get hot some nights.
The third bedroom is up a very dangerous set of stairs and has uncomfortably low loft-like ceilings (it is not a “suite” as described - hence why it's not pictured.)
The “landlord” forces you to hire and pay for her own expensive cleaning crew during your stay because she doesn’t trust you to clean up after yourself (note: zero cleaning supplies are available should you want to clean regardless). During this time, she also comes in the house and snoops around for wear and tear because she wants everything to always look “brand new” (Maybe she shouldn’t host if this is the case?)
The “landlord” also feels entitled to ask you for additional money via Venmo throughout your stay. She “wants to keep it off the platform” - a sketchy act because she knows she’s entitled to nothing except what’s on the platform.
Note that I refer to her as a "landlord" not a host, because she not only gave herself that title - but more profoundly, she has no interest in hospitality.
Do yourself a favor and stay at the Rosewood instead. DO NOT STAY HERE.