I don’t usually take the time to write bad reviews but honestly, this was not what I was expecting when paying $450 for ONE NIGHT. To start off, from the very beginning - it was clear that this unit did not allow short term rentals like Airbnbs. It was told to us at least 4 times to never say we were using Airbnb and to say we were “guests” of Noah the owner of the unit. It felt like we were hiding/being suspicious our entire time here. Now the keys. Because rentals are forbidden here, keys are in a random parking lot almost a mile away. This was definitely a mission to get to as I’ve never had to do this with any Airbnb that I’ve stayed at. On top of that, we had to find additional parking ourselves for our second car as we couldn’t even purchase another spot inside the complex because again… this apartment is not made for Airbnbs. The apartment is right on 10th Ave with literal crowds of homeless people right outside the complex. Because of this, the only public parking with garage cover was all the way on Fourth Ave and that again was another mission to get to and from. Now walking inside the apartment, you will be met with the most PUNGENT, intense smell of bleach and other cleaning agents. It was so overwhelming that we immediately had to turn on the fan and open the singular door to the outside since there are no windows. Now, we get this whole “industrial” vibe but it was definitely not executed well. The complex is SO DARK there is literally only one ONE overhead light in the entire apartment… sure there are some lamps but they were all randomly placed, not plugged in, and nowhere close to the outlets. Thank goodness we brought our own extension cord to connect these lamps —- we needed every single lamp to be on to just get AVERAGE lighting in the room. Into the bathrooms, these bathrooms were old and probably never updated. The sink and shower take absolutely forever for the water to go down, with the shower having pieces of hair and residue probably from a previous stay. I would advise you to bring your own toilet paper as they only provide what feels like 1/2 Ply toilet paper for us. Onto the dining room chairs. Please Noah, can you please get new chairs? Pulling out the first chair we see what looks like old, murky blood on the cushions. I really hope it’s not period blood… needless to say we tried not to think about the dirty chairs we were sat on while eating our meal in the dark apartment. After eating we wanted to end the night on a positive note with a movie. That was quickly shot down when we realized the battery in the TV remote was so old it could not even function. We were so fed up at this point we took 5 minutes pressing the off button on the remote until it finally turned off and we went straight to bed. Our entire time there, literally one night (thank goodness), we could not even think about walking barefoot around the apartment because the whole complex just did not feel clean. A message for the cleaners - Just because you literally pour what feels like an entire barrel of bleach into a room, does not mean a clean apartment. That initial whiff definitely killed some of our brain cells. Anyway, I tried to keep this as short as possible but just going through our experience of ONE NIGHT - there were way too many cons than pros. Needless to say, we did not enjoy our stay here. There are so many other Airbnbs and hotels I would just suggest you go there.