I fly in with my entire family from out of state for my son's 4th birthday party. I should have realized the red flags before booked because I read the most recent August review and it sounded like a nightmare. I messaged Robert and called him on multiple occasions before to see if I can get an early check in at 12 noon because of decorations and everyone flying in. He stated if no one booked the day before it would not be a problem. I watched the availability for a week and no one booked. I called like he stated and he said call back at 10PM. I called him and messaged him no response. He messages me at 4 AM saying the cleaners are coming at 9-10AM and he will let me know. He then stated we can come check in at at 12. I get there and the pictures DO NOT MATCH THE LISTING. He has punch holes in the bathroom, the walls are all not finished (you see dry wall, openings in the wall, vents open, boiler behind curtains, carpets are dirty, the heater is on (mind you it was 85 degrees) the bedrooms weren't made, the carpet smelled like cat/dog piss, and all the cabinets were locked up. This was just the tip of the iceberg. I walk outside the back yard and it's dirt everywhere and only a few small patches of grass. I sent him pictures and said these sheets are dirty and he stated "he just left and he cleaned and fixed all the beds so that's impossible. He always stated that someone might have broken in the back. He told me to check the alarms." My question is if he just left 10 minutes ago why would someone break in, sleep in the beds, leave the sheets dirty and then run out before I checked in. He then stated we cannot park cars in front of the house only in the driveway. The neighbors said, "you can park here we have no problem" The mud was so bad the kids were slipping and sliding in the backyard. There was only a small patch of grass (Not as advertised) The grills were NOT working. The food was burning and the fire was on low. The microwaves were NOT working. I messaged him around 7PM saying we needed help with the microwave and he wrote back," ? let me see I don't cook so let me ask my cleaners" he responded with an answer at 11 PM. He would not let us open any doors for more than 5 seconds. He would send me pictures of the doors being open when people are going in and out of the house to the backyard. Guests are required to leave by 10 PM and as they were pulling out of the drive way, he stated there was a noise complain because people were pulling out of the driveway. So were the guests supposed to put their car in neutral and push it out the street. You turn on the engine to drive your car but apparently that was too loud. We cleaned the house cleaner than what we received it. I was so embarrassed because my family and friends were like you got ripped off the AirBnB they were reading the messages and listening to the calls from Robert. We were harassed the entire time and then he has the audacity to pop up every 4 hours to check on the house. First off there's cameras in every single rooms with microphones. You open a door an alarm goes off. He was constantly messaging me. A guy appeared in the middle of the night 11:30 PM in a hoodie and mask to tell us about the "backing out the drive way complaint" saying that "he is here on behalf of Robert." This was the worst birthday for my son and I will never ever ever book at the AirBnb again. I will be posting the photos of the place and all the damages that was there. PLEASE DO NOT BOOK HERE! THE PICTURES LOOK AMAZING BUT THE HOUSE IT NOT. The sleeps 22 means two regulars bedrooms and then everyone else on cots in the spare room and in the movie theater room.