After you pay $24 a day to park. You’ll be greeted by homeless and tents and flies. Then you’ll climb up stairs to the unit because there’s no elevator in the outdated building. Once you enter the unit you’ll notice a smell of cats and sticky floors. Shower temperature has a mind of its own with little pressure and there won’t be enough towels for your stay either. Air conditioning will keep you up all night. But if it’s turned off, the homeless in the streets will scream all night keeping you awake anyways. When you leave, be sure to dodge the human feces on the sidewalk and don’t inhale the second hand crack smoke. Although the crack might help after a long night of not sleeping on the rock hard bed with uncomfortable pillows and loud noises.