Stay here. Stop looking elsewhere. You won’t beat what this place has to offer. Simple check-in, great location, stellar amenities.
You’ll feel like a Bill Mays reincarnation, since every detail of this place shouts “but wait, there’s more” great stuff about this Airbnb. ... Yes, this review became odd, but now that you read this far, I’m sure you know what you need to do - just schedule your darn stay here already, gosh!