Without getting into the long story of how a cup of coffee and quick hello turned into a sudden termination of our stay, I will summarize our unfriendly experience at the North Park BnB. Our journey began with a subtle violation of privacy by being watched from a bathroom window. This was shortly followed by an accusatory email and actions that suggested the owners were attempting to swindle, not only us but AirBnB, for any additional fees they could find. Let’s not leave out the lack of basic safety measures, such as carbon monoxide detectors, and other necessary items, like an accessible dumpster to deposit your trash. If you’re looking for a relaxing, secluded time with loved ones, this is not the place for you. If you enjoy spending your leisurely time combing the fine print of their ad and engaging in brass email banter than you might find this place quite pleasant. In conclusion, our brief 8-hour stay was one of the worst experiences we have ever had at an AirBnB facility. With strict rules and over the top surveillance our stay felt more like a stint in a prison cell than a vacation holiday. (If you think that line’s dramatic, wait ‘till you meet the hosts). On a positive note, the interior design was fire.