I’d like to tell this story the way I saw it through my eyes. First off, let me start by saying how excited my friend and I were to come to San Diego. We had the full intention of coming here to have a good time. We saw this listing, it looked like a nice home. The view is what sold us. However, the pictures are very deceiving as this is not the experience that we had once we got here. I didn’t think much of it until now but even our very first encounter with our host was a little off putting. She was a little rude when we had asked to check in an hour early as our flight landed early. She said no ( which was okay, understandable as the cleaners were there) so we filled the time by buying groceries for breakfast for the next few days. We were also told that we were not allowed to park in the driveway despite there being plenty of space for at least 3 more cars. After we checked in, we went down to PB for a fun little night. When we got back later that night I realized I had misplaced the key. So to gain access back into the house I was luckily able to climb over the gate and unlock the door. I was amazed at by how easy I was able to gain access to the place especially in the drunken state I was in. Definitely not a good place if you want to feel safe and comfortable leaving your belongings there as someone could easily break in. The next morning we woke up and naturally cooked breakfast. During this time my privacy was invaded by our host Valery and her creepy little boyfriend. I was told that I was not allowed to use the kitchen because she would have to clean. I had no problem cleaning my dishes so I did. Now there’s a couple things wrong with this picture here. First of all, why is my privacy being invaded during my stay? Second of all, how is a kitchen off limits for that reason? Is that not why I am paying a 200 dollar cleaning fee? Now I’m a pretty understanding guy if I do say so myself but this is when I started getting a little annoyed. That day we didn’t spend much time at the place but after getting back to go to bed we noticed many bugs around the house. In my room I noticed that the window that was wide open had no screen off it. A little strange if you ask me. There is also an extremely funky smell right when you walk through the gate. Kind of a raw sewage smell if you will. The next day, we made breakfast again. We knew it was “against her rules” but I didn’t care as I had bought the groceries and had no problem cleaning up my mess which we did. However, before we cleaned we went out to get a coffee. Again during this time we realized she had dropped by the place (invading our privacy once again) as her visit was followed by a text from her saying “that if we use the kitchen again and don’t follow her rules we will be evicted”. She also gave us a hard time about the couple of beer bottles that we forgot to pick up from the back balcony. A little crazy if you ask me. Now this is when we started getting real pissed off. This day another friend came. She also noticed the bugs and was petrified. We were hanging out on the balcony and not gonna lie we did get a little rowdy. We once again went back out to pacific beach this night. While we were out some more friends had landed at the airport and needed a place to call home for the night so they dropped there stuff off at the place and met us in PB. They agreed to sleep on couches and floors. Once we got back we were hanging out havin a couple beers. We did forget that there was a couple living upstairs which I do apologize to that poor sweet couple who was very nice. We were reminiscing about our experience in San Diego and came to realize that everything has been spectacular yet our air bnb experience was quite sub par. Once we realized this, I will admit that we sent a nasty text message over the air bnb app to her but she 100 percent deserved it. The next morning we were terrifyingly awoken to her and her creep boyfriend by them screaming for us to “get the f**k out” repeatedly. We didn’t even have enough time to wake up and pack our stuff up. They barged in with there phones out and was taking a video and got my lovely girlfriend sitting on the toilet. Now I’m pretty sure this is illegal. Now, if this lady wants to have all these crazy rules at her place that’s fine, but if you don’t want this type of experience on your vacation definitely do not stay here.