DO NOT STAY HERE... unless you’re 20 college kids (guys only) intending to be too drunk to notice where you’re were staying or a group looking to shoot a movie that only features adults. I’m glad I only booked one night because that’s all I would have been able to stomach. I would not have stayed more than that even if the host offered to have it cleaned again.
•	After I had taken my shoes and socks off at the door and walked 10 steps my feet were gritty. I recommend wearing sandals so you don’t feel so dirty.
•	The showers got “kinda” warm but not "really" warm.
•	The towels are of a quality of a 17 year-old Bally’s Total Fitness but not large enough for my 11 year old.
•	The blinds were so dirty that I wrote my name on them (I have photos). My and my son’s allergies were so bad in this house we couldn’t sleep. We did not have that problem where we stayed before, nor after, this stay.
•	The fans and ceiling fans had so much dust on them I was afraid to turn them on (I took a video). I'd guess they haven't been dusted for months.
•	There were two gentlemen with a volume face tattoos staying at the house next door (not that there’s anything wrong with that).
•	One of the basement “bedrooms” technically meets the requirements for a bedroom but is much better suited to a living room since the patio (and street noise) is just outside.
•	Someone spilled something out of the oven into a drawer that looks like it hasn’t been cleaned in months.
•	There is a cabinet door missing from the kitchen that has a sign on it (dated September 2021) that says its going to be fixed. that door is lying in the garage with some other garbage.
•	The rooftop deck is pretty cool.
The state of cleanliness is laughable especially considering that I was inquiring about an early check (standard is 4:00) as late as 2:56. The response was that they would have to levy an additional charge because they would have to "assign another housekeeper to make sure it gets finished in time.
Here's the part where the host thanks me for my feedback.........