I'm sorry, but I expect minimum amenities when I rent even the tiniest of homes.
Here's a partial list of issues: The wall heater wasn't operable (temp was very low the nights we stayed), nor was there a carbon monoxide alert available (this was an extremely old wall heater and could be leaking carbon monoxide if it were on and there was no way to air out the gas due to the windows not opening), there wasn't a smoke detector in the bedroom or kitchen. The refrigerator handle was broken. There wasn't even a toaster/oven not to mention a microwave to reheat foods. I found a bug in my bed with me in the morning (Ugh!!!). The backyard fence wasn't very secure. No windows opened to get fresh air, they were all painted shut I think. Also, no local channels on the tv.
The location was somewhat convenient, but parking was very difficult during the day since many local employees park here because its free and unlimited. I had to park blocks away and drag my stuff here. And it isn't an exaggeration about the planes overhead. They come exactly over the little cottage! But they don't fly most of the night and I got accustomed to it quickly.
The linens were freshly washed.
So, if you stay here, don't stay in the hot summer because there's no AC or open windows. Don't stay here on cold nights because there's no heat. Bring your own everything if you want to cook. Including salt and pepper, microwave, coffee, and log in for local TV and perhaps your own towels because they might charge you for soiling their towels. Just a heads up.