First off, and above all else. Great location, great balcony. From there, it gets far more obnoxious. Comfortable beds.
Wifi is shotty, don't try to work here. Dryer barely worked, which when you'd like warm towels or clean beach clothes is an issue. Hot water heater only works for one bathroom/shower at a time, so with 3 bathrooms if you try to take two showers simultaneously you get double cold showers.
Yes this is a beach front house, but cmon, you should be able to clean the floors. Completely sand covered house. You can just tell this place is doing the bare minimum to keep it from people complaining, little stuff broken all over the place.