If Rob Zombie’s House of 1000 Corpses were to breed with the Blue Lagoon the offspring would be this house. Not much more to be said that hasn’t been said already. The absolutely incredibly view from the porch takes president over the filthy counter tops, uncleaned toilet, possibly not cleaned sheets. The washer and drier aren’t too accessible and there did not appear to be any detergent. We will stay here again though, I will bring sheets next time though and maybe some cleaning supplies. Worth every penny !