You can expect an assortment of hairs in your bedsheets. You can expect dirty towels. You can expect hit or miss hospitality. And you can expect an uncomfortably warm room as the lack of air conditioning is an issue, because the window opens next to a wall over an alley where there’s next to no airflow. But I’m not sure I can guarantee the noisy and disrespectful, unchecked guests roaming the halls till four in the morning.