Mario is a super cool cat, an intelligent and easygoing personality with a great sense of humor. The room he offers is clean and you get your own (clean) private bathroom. He doesnt eat in at all, so any kind if eating you'll want to do will have to happen outside, unless youre going to buy all the groceries (and I'm guessing some of the tools you might want to use to cook with). Ih, and if you're into stand-up comedy, Mario's got years of great experience.