The listing for Zorthian ranch is inaccurate - it is much more fantastic than described. The house is super comfortable and has all the conveniences, but it also has a great assortment of tchotchkes, art, kitsch, and vintage objects. You could spend all day examining the stuff on the walls and shelves. Outside you've got acres of monumental junk sculptures to stroll, commanding views of LA, views farther up into the mountains, a llama, flowers, goats, and a donkey. Gary, the caretaker/manager of the property is super accommodating and friendly. It's nice and quiet, very private. We are already scheming a way to get back there.