Look, I never leave bad reviews, I just don't think most things are worth complaining about. But there were lots of problems here...
First there's the noise. The street noise is incredible. On a Sunday night it's fine, but on the weekend the noise woke me up at 1-4am over and over. The windows are right on a busy street and the cars are crazy loud, they sound like race cars. Worst sleep ever and with the low quality bed, sleep was a nightmare.
Second, is the attempt by the host to get me to check in on day 2 while still paying for day 1. She was really rude about it too, said it was my fault and I should have booked earlier. I think she was hoping I would say "okay sorry" and she would pocket the fee for the first night. After I demanded a total refund she accepted the day 1 check-in (I can't believe I had to stand up for myself to get that). I don't know if this is a tactic some hosts are using now, but I would be on the look out for stuff like this in the future.
Third, is the quality of the bed and the furniture in general. It's the lowest quality of stuff you get buy. This place is a typical rental flip to get rich quick. It's filled with the cheapest quality everything. It all felt not quite like sandpaper more like construction paper. The couch is hard as a rock with rough materials and just really uncomfortable for more than 5 minutes of sitting.
Same with the bed, rough materials for blankets and cheap pillows and mattress. It was all very uncomfortable and getting good blankets and linens isn't that expensive, other more affordable places had them. I paid just under $600 for TWO nights here, if you're going to offer Motel 6 quality charge Motel 6 prices. Also, the cigarette smell in the bathroom was really strong.
I feel awful writing a bad review and so I feel like I should say something nice after all that so I'll say this. The place is very clean. It's not a mess or anything every room is clean. The place itself is quite spacious and the kitchen has enough to let you cook some basic dishes if you want to save some money cooking instead of eating out. I think a good host could turn this place into someplace worth staying in but right now it's a poor overpriced experience.