This place is not for everyone, but for those who crave a little adventure and magic, it’s the perfect spot. It’s truly surreal here, from the slightly scary drive up, to the goats next door and artwork EVERYWHERE. You could spend days on this property and not see all the little details of found objects, books, art and other oddities. For a creative person, the Zorthian Ranch is a perfect place to stay and soak in some of the out of this world energy and inspiration. I feel like I’ll be dreaming about it for weeks!
That said, it is definitely not the spot for folks who are looking for a more straightforward experience. It’s a bit quirky, and some might find the piles of treasure more akin to garbage (it’s not though, I promise)...if you aren’t into the bohemian farm vibe and want 5 star hotel accommodations, look elsewhere. For the rest of us, the Zorthian Ranch will remain a pilgrimage worth taking!