The listing is inaccurate on the following points:

You do not have access to the kitchen or indoor fireplace. You are renting the room and the bathroom only. You *do* have access to the washer and dryer, even though they're adjacent to the kitchen.

There is no independent control of the heating and A/C for the room. You are subject to the host's preferences.

There is no elevator to this apartment, and it's up 3 flights of stairs (1.5 floors). If you're physically challenged, beware.

There is no hot tub that I'm aware of.

"The condo is equivalent to a 5 star hotel." I'm not exactly sure on what level. I've stayed in five-star hotels, and they were clearly more spacious and more services provided.

And on "quiet"...

First, I was informed that I could not wear my shoes inside the apartment. I've been in places like that, so no big deal.

But then I was informed by the host that I was walking *too loudly*. In *socks*. I spent the remainder of my time walking on tip toes, afraid to incur more complaints.

And although I was required to keep my bedroom and bathroom door closed, apparently I was informed the next day that I was opening and closing the doors *too loudly*. So I spent the remainder of my time very carefully turning the handle slowly and releasing very slowly for all three doors to which I had access (front door included). It was awkward.

This place is a fine place otherwise, with a great location, and my host (except for the complaints about noise) was a gracious host, and we otherwise got along well.

Things that won't likely affect you, but I feel need disclosing:

She did complain about my snoring at one point, because I had a blocked nasal passage and had to mouth-breathe for a few nights.

She also complained about a bit of #2 in the toilet bowl found by her cleaning woman, but had failed to inform me that I should clean my own toilet, and didn't provide me with a brush to do that, so I'm not sure how I would have solved that. And I did pay a cleaning fee.