First one is struck by the sheer ugliness. And then over time it becomes clear that comfort is not forthcoming. The linens and towels offer no succor. The mattresses disappoint. the ‘blanket’ appears indistinguishable from a child’s sleeping bag. Then, too, the aromas. Finally, the ‘couch’ is reminiscent of the sprung bench seat of a ‘67 Ford F-150. It’s hard to recall sitting on something so uncomfortable.