Do Not Stay Here.
Unless...
...you don't want air conditioning on 100+ degree days
...you don't mind being lied to, as there is NO off-street parking
...you like dirty clothes and don't want to wash yours
...you don't mind paying to stay in someone's home, but instead actually staying in a ghetto ex-independent hostel (not affliliated with HI), instead of paying hostel prices
...you enjoy a host that scowls and glares at you constantly, while saying things under her breath and slamming things around
If you don't like being lied to, you do like knowing what you're actually getting and you desire a pleasant, relaxing stay, then this is not the place for you.
If it had not been for the next host - who is absolutely amazing! - and the Airbnb folks who helped, my faith in the platform or any future desire to book through it would have been permanently annihilated. It was that bad.