I was going to try to be nice as she was a nice person, but the host refused refund even though we were there less than 30 minutes so hopefully this can help keep someone else from falling into the trap.
This place is sold as a Fairy Tale bedroom, equipped for 3 people. As a fairy tale bedroom you'd think it would be great for kids, but you'd be wrong.
Firstly, the place inside& out is a garbage heap with stuff piled all over the place, with both the backyard and living room looking like a literal salvage yard or garbage dump - they leave that (and the damaged roof and dug up yard) off of the pictures, though.
The pictures of the room look great, like it would be a regular room. At $120/night, you'd think for that price that it would be, but you'd be wrong.
1st the AC was off when we entered and only fan in the room was broken so I had to fix it.
The room is so small that there is only about 3ft by 2ft of standing room (also not shown in pictures).
The bunk beds are sandwiched between the wall and single bed, and foot of the single bed is up against the closet.
This leaves no room for bags unless you have less than 3 people and one of the beds can serve as storage.
You can't even have an adult and child stand in the room together it's so cramped.
Since the foot of the single bed is up against the closet, one of the doors and closet space is unusable.
There is a microwave in the other half of the closet for some reason, taking theinly space open away.
The kitchen looks like a tweaker pad with random, unmatched plastic cups, sporks and boxes strewn all about.
The ice machine was broken, so Sara told me we'd have to grab with our hands. When I opened the freezer there was a giant dirt smudge on the ice machine - but then again there were dirt smudges and random crap (even literally, with 2 dogs in the bad who crapped all over the salvage yard-looking backyard).
If this review allows me to post pictures, I will. If not, I'll find somewhere else to post and link them.
She provided towels, which was great - except that they were what looked like 30 year old, unmatched beach towels and dish rags for wash rags.
This would be fine if it were $60/night. But as the Hilton we went to when we left was only 10 minutes away and $20 more expensive, it's absolutely unsatisfactory.
The Fairy Tale marketing and shtick looks like it would be a great place for a family with kids. But the size and everything around that room makes it absolutely unsatisfactory for kids or family. I was very worried that my little one would get into any of the superfluous refuse strewn all around the house.
Oh, and the bathroom. Let's just say I've seen cleaner ones in concert and festival port o John's
Again, at $60/night it's what you would maybe expect. But for $120/night when the Hilton 10 mins away is $140, this is a ridiculously bad deal and terrible idea.