I'm still waiting for someone to show up with some cameras and tell me I've been on "candid camera".... Especially because there are cameras ALL over the house! Zero privacy. This place was a joke! Before check in you get hit with countless harassing emails from Laura. Each person who walks in the DOOR she charges $25 for. So don't think about having friends or family over for dinner. When you walk into the house you feel like you've walked into IKEA. EVERYTHING is IKEA. Beds are so uncomfortable they're unsleepable on. "Curtains" are gauze so there is no privacy and the sunlight shines in bright the second the sun comes up. Floors are stained everywhere and covered up with rugs that slip everywhere so it's essentially like a big booby trap. Towels are super cheap and small at first you think they're wash cloths. It said the fridge and cabinets were stocked with "all her favorite coffee/beer/wine" and that consisted of a half used container of wal-Mart brand coffee. Ants everywhere. Over $400 for cleaning and the place was dirty and disgusting. Showers are dingy and if you're over 5'5'' you won't fit under the shower heads. Outside all the rocks were loose so the outside area and pool are completely unusable. The instructions to turn the hot tub on were so complicated our group of Ivy League grad lawyers and doctors couldn't figure it out. Laura is so obnoxious that you don't even want to reach out. This place is like a trashed frat house that she has the audacity to charge almost $1,500 a night for. Laura should be extremely embarrassing and ashamed of the house and herself. Do yourself a favor and stay far away from her and this house - unless you want to be harassed and injured. I stay in airbnbs often and never been so disappointed to write a bad review, but no one should have to go through what we went through.