So... honestly I don't even usually write detailed reviews but i had one of the most uncomfortable stays I've ever had here and im in no way a difficult person to house. It started with the fact that from the first communication I was being rushed to fit into her schedule even though im the one paying to get into a room in between my travels and she's the one signed up AND OBLIGATED to essentially act as a hotel room and provide all needs to guest ( and there were no towels or anything of need present other than body wash. ) HOWEVER since we didn't fit into her schedule getting there at 2:30 she had us wait til three pm to get in which would've been avoided by updating like any efficient air bnb to a self check out method. Then once we arrive at 3:00 she has us come into her home and take our shoes off, put a mask on and proceeded to MAKE us do a 20 minute introduction rant and lecture of her complaining to us about her past tenants and telling us not to do what they did as if we were just sitting there planning already to do it or she figured we her children and weren't able to read the countless signs she has throught her house telling us the same thing she made us listen to her say even though we were patient we had to use the bathroom after our 3h drive from Fresno As I specifically told her after she got upset with me since I wasn't smiling at her while she force fed me complaints about others, ( and had she told us this was a requirement we would not have booked as it feels hostile to be treated like her child and be chastised for someone else's wrong doing ) we finally make it to the room and ofcourse not only is the security sub par at best being a little piece of metal against a hard to close glass sliding door, its not the room inside the house it looks like... its a converted shed with one working light and a broken Toshiba a/c unit that thuds like the window is being banged every 2 minutes, the floor has holes in it sporadically, and the bathroom is all the way inside the house meaning you have to walk all the way to the front to get to the bathroom in a whoping 2 minutes as the process takes from back to front and through the front door including shutting and locking the gate and doors as required all hoping the bathroom is free... I have yet to mention that when we went to shower there were 0 shower mats and 0 towels so us being told we can't bring our slippers in we decided to shower anyways and made it work best we could however as soon as we got out [ as our COMMON SENSE told us it would ] the shower floor was full of water and all we had to dry it was paper towel so we basically showered just to have dirty feet ANYWAYS, have to air dry AND CLEAN UP THEIR FLOOR [ DONT FORGET WE PAYED A CLEANING FEE ] then woke up the next morning to their annoying always barking dog growling by our window at something around 5am & the gardeners banging on the shed around 9am.... I SAY FOR THE WELLBEING OF ANY AIR BNB USERS SEEKING A WORTH MONEY STAY, SEEK ELSEWHERR THERE ARE PLENTY OF BETTER STAYS HERE FOR THE SAME PRICE WITH NONE OF THESE ISSUES WE ONLY CHOSE THIS CAUSE IT WAS ALL THAT WAS AVAILABLE AT AN EVEN DECENT PRICE FOR THE TIME WE NEEDED AND WE WISH WE WOULDVE PAYED MORE BECAUSE THIS STAY HAS BEEN WORSE THAN STAYING AT A DIRTY DORM HOSTEL SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE WE EXPECTED BETTER for the $80 that at a hostel of equivalent clenthliness & functionality/ location would've only been around $25-40 tops. WE LEGIT FELT SO UNCOMFORTABLE WITH HOW HOSTILE & PARANOID SHE WAS WE FELT SCARED TO GO INSIDE TO USE THE BATHROOM AND HAD TO USE A BOTTLE TO PEE. THIS LADY IS JUST LOOKING FOR QUICK MONEY WITH NO HOSPITALITY OR WORK AND CLEARLY FINDS IT OKAY TO MAKE PEOPLE UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN THEYRE SPENDING THEIR HARD EARNED MONEY FOR THE OPPOSITE. God bless that lady...