I wasn't an English major in college, nor am I a grandiloquent sesquipedalian who can sit down and write perpetual polysyllabic diction that is the envy of Shakespeare. I do not possess the broadest lexicon known to man, but it's surely not the most narrow or elementary! However, it's times like this that I wish I were a literary scholar and grammatical genius, so I could paint an eloquent masterpiece that is a worthy description of my time and experiences at Zach's home, and the high standard of professionalism that Zach obviously dedicates himself to!
The room and entire property are simply pristine and immaculate, period! Every single molecule that makes up the home is clean, well organized, and in working order. Both times that I have flown in to L.A. and needed a room, Zach was most professional, welcoming, helpful, informative, and absolutely shattered the bar of excellence when it came to hospitality! The entire experience and real estate were harmonious and in perfect tandem, like that of a philharmonic orchestra. Zach was the maestro who conducted every individual piece flawlessly, resulting in an epic opus that would be the envy of every classical composer throughout history! To say that I recommend this offering would be an understatement, and I believe 100% that you will not find a better space with every amenity, safe and conveniently located in the heart of Long Beach, at a value more affordable and conducive to every budget. Nor will you have the privilege of meeting a host with more honesty, integrity, character, and dedication to perfection and customer satisfaction than Zach. Far beyond his unparalleled abilities as a host, he's a great human being; one we could all learn a bit of what humanity and coexisting with others is all about! Great job, Zach, keep doing what you do!