If you’re wondering if you can hear cars on the PCH from the hills above in Malibu, you should check this out. If you’re wondering what it’s like to make near-180 turns on the road without making an actual u-turn, yet somehow progressing forward, you should check this out.
If you haven’t seen a full moon or sunset in California that feels like you’re the only one looking at it, well, you’ve cracked this riddle.
If you’re looking for a TV, unfortunately there is one, and WiFi that works, too, but you really shouldn’t use these things. You should appreciate that the mobile phone literally doesn’t work over carrier networks. Your business colleagues need not know there is backup.
I checked-out of this special place when I was supposed to, so I don’t know what the hosts will do if you just decide not to leave. But, you can’t stay forever because I’m definitely coming back!