First off let me start out by saying this house has a lot of potential. It is very spacious and in a somewhat good location for a party of eight guests. Also, the owner was very accommodating by providing us with an earlier check-in time. Upon arrival to the house we realize that the pictures online were quite deceiving. Not only did the rooms look more spacious online, the house looked more modern than what it was. It also looked as if the cleaning crew came in to clean for the photo shoot and never again. The fans and windowsill had what I would say about 4 inches of dust on them. I suffer from severe allergies and not even Claritin helped me this past weekend. My eyes were so puffy and swollen from breathing in dander that I couldn't even put my contacts lenses in. I also have seemed to require heavy mucus in my chest from the dust. I had stayed in the blue room next to the kitchen & there had been some crusty white substance stuck to the comforter. All of the bed linens should be replaced. The bathroom tub was stained grayish-black like a frat house. The bottom of the trash can and shower curtain appeared to have rust. I actually felt dirtier after I showered there if that's possible. Another issue I had was that I was so excited to have my morning coffee on the quaint, scenic patio. However this didn't happen because I would have had to cut down 30 of Spider-Man's webs to sit on the patio furniture. The cushions were completely covered in dirt. In all, this would have been a great place to stay if it would have been cleaned throughly before we arrived. Luckily, there were enough cigarette butts in the plethora of ashtrays to help alleviate some of the stress I developed.