My worst experience to date. I normally wouldn't write a bad review even if I didn't enjoy my stay. However, in this instance, I feel like it was intentional. At first, the host said she couldn't accept my reservation because she had accidentally advertised a lower price than she had intended. I booked a month long stay for 2. For whatever reason it was ultimately accepted. Check in process was fine. Very nice home in nice neighborhood. My guest arrived a few hours later and it was downhill from there.

I guess you could say my guest was "excited to see me". We were inentional to not be audible. However the sound of the bed on the uncapeted floor was evident to the host lounging in the dining area below. This was a bigger deal than it should have been. I was told that we were shaking the entire house and she'd never heard anything like that before in her life and that we needed to leave. Myself and my guest sincerely apologized and promised that it wouldn't be a problem moving forward. That was not good enough.
She called Airbnb to have us removed but was unsuccessful due to the fact she never had posted quiet hours. When that didn't work, she removed my code from the front door preventing me to come and go freely. When I asked the cohost about it who decided to chill in the guest area outside of my room, he said "call Alice". Called Alice, texted Alice, and the next day still didn't have my code and they had left for the day. I had to tailgate to get access back in the house with my belongings. Then about the 4th day into the reservation she said that my guest who had been there hadn't registered. I was starting to feel harassed and just left. Ultimately received some kind of refund for remaining days.
My room seemed clean. Bathroom- not so much. Nice firm comfortable mattress though.
My point- If you are going to live in the house and rent to people, don't make them feel uncomfortable. You made it painfully clear that it was YOUR home. However, when people pay to stay, it's theirs too in a sense. You too were loud as you spoke on the phone throughout the night. But that's life. I had hoped for a little hospitality as well. But I'm originally from the south so that might have been asking too much.