First the good news: The kitchen is very cute and the beds are comfortable.
Now the bad news: This bungalow is largely dark and depressing, with an unfinished wall in one bedroom, no rugs on its very scuffed wood floors, inadequate lighting in its two living areas, and toys scattered around the backyard. There were no working exterior lights; we had to use the flashlights on our phones to see the locks’ keypads.
The handle on the refrigerator and two bathtub faucet handles fell off.
Inexplicably, we were not informed before, or when, we arrived that a parking space a few blocks away was available. We spent an hour the first night looking for a legal all-night spot on the street.
The internet Wi-fi didn’t work until owner’s son trouble-shot it.
We discovered a baseball bat next to the bed—to fend off home invaders?
There was a dead rat lying on the sidewalk outside the bungalow that no one bothered to dispose of.