Please read this review. I didn't read closely enough and I'm now out thousands of dollars.
This place is nothing like the photos, which are either HEAVILY retouched to the point of blatant lies, or were taken so long ago that the damage visible in every square inch of the place hadn't occurred yet.
It smells like cigarettes and vodka. Every single rug has an oily residue and stain upon stain. The "central air" is broken, unacceptable in 90 degree weather.
Worst of all, it was dangerous. The deck was literally falling apart and had a rusty nail sticking out (I kid you not, I nearly stepped on it). Parts of the floor inside sag as if they were rotting. There's an entire section that has cracked, perhaps from an earthquake, and leans out toward the deck (and a 100 foot drop). Stepping on that section causes the floor to shift.
I didn't even stay a single night, it was that awful, and I don't exactly have money to throw away. The hosts were supremely unhelpful and accused me of trying to scam them when I asked for a refund. How exactly am I scamming if I didn't even stay there 1 night (of the 3 I booked)? A guilty conscience, I say.
I waited the full 2 weeks to give my hosts a chance to refund me. They strung me along, probably hoping to run out the clock so I couldn't leave this review. Airbnb had also been completely absent and unresponsive to every request for mediation I've made. This is the only way I can help now: save your hard-earned money and spend it on a proper Airbnb, or better yet, find a lovely hotel somewhere reliable.
This place is like a cheap porn set where someone OD'd in the bathroom. Trust me, if you ignore this and book it anyway, you'll know exactly what I mean when you walk in. Avoid at all costs.