If you charge 150 per night:
1- dont make a big deal about 1/3 bag of $1 cheetos missing
2- dont offer broken/shredded towels
3- dont leave empty bottles of soap/shampoo in the shower
4- dont provide the most cheap and pain inducing pillows
5- dont send such incongruent instructions. Other reviewers complained about this too.
I wasnt going to write anything negative or specific until the bag if cheetos drama.