After staying for an entire week, I came up with the following assessment. What seems to be the selling point turned out to be the worst part. First, the grass, do not walk barefoot. I walked barefoot and ended up bleeding with the razor-sharp weeds that are growing. At first, I thought I stepped on glass but realize there is are pesky weeds that are growing that feels like your stepping on needles. On to the bar area, It looks pretty much shut down; the 2 TVs are covered, the two beer taps have nothing attached, perhaps the host can offer it as an add on, the general counter needs to be cleaned.
The pool and Jacuzzi were ice cold, we used it for 1 hour during the whole week. Across from the pool, is a neighbor that has a stable of horses. The horse droppings can be smelled from a distance and the number of flies that come from there is insane, you cannot open the back yard door without letting in several flies at a time. The host should consider pest control since I found myself chasing flies out of the home.
The bathroom shower head is leaking into the wall and creating a mold situation that can be smelled, and the hot water tank seems to be of low capacity since the hot water runs out rather quickly.
Lastly on a Saturday Morning around 9:30 AM, a team of landscapers showed up while I was having breakfast with my daughter in the backyard. They used very loud tools (Lawnmowers, Weedwhackers etc.) I approached them and asked if they can come back in an hour, I told one guy in Spanish and another guy in English, and they didn't seem to care and continued cutting grass until they were done.