This is only my 2nd negative review out of about 20+ stays all over the world. This is what I wrote to the owner. I want to be just as transparent with my public review. Will never stay there again, and this is why.
Your place has a wonderful view a you already know that I will let you know the things that were not wonderful. Party with loud music below me, throw up and beer bottles all over, terrible beds, dirty pans, counters, bathroom tile, non-operational windows, no window coverings that work for privacy, one broken fan in the living room which is the hottest room with direct sun and no coverings. No towel hooks or racks. Dish and bathroom(non-matching) were threadbare and some had holes in them. Place smells musty. No consideration for guest for toiletry or suitcase placement. So many things on top of all surfaces leaves little for us to use. Red sheets that obviously can not be bleached so made me feel dirty. Your worker coming out of my locked garage space and scared the shit out of me. I thought he was a thief because both doors of the garage were open. The wood on the sofa arms will poke you if you place your arms on them and when we sat on the other couch/futon the wood slats separated and my poor sister fell through to the floor. Cheap/junk throughout the place. I was soooooo disappointed. It did not look or feel as expected in the pictures. You have many rules and regulations, I respect that. Maybe you need to put as much consideration into customer experience and care. I was embarrassed that I had invited my sister and her husband to stay there. Oh but yes, the view and location is quite nice.