Folks, if you want the feeling of a bait and switch, this place is for you. Where do I start?
The listing states that the property "has been remodeled with a designer kitchen and several outdoor patios perfect for entertaining your group." The listing has a wonderful picture of a patio with a view of the Hollywood sign where you can enjoy coffee or drinks. the problem is that it is practically inaccessible because the bed in the room doesn't allow the door to open very wide. Additionally, the patio is filthy and the chairs are rusted. The other patios do not look like the pictures.
The kitchen looks very nice, but unless you like your food totally wet and smelly (there was a tremendous amount of condensation in the fridge due to freezing coils at the top), I suggest that you don't use it. The rest of the "remodel" is faux wood floors in the kitchen and living room. The couch and pillows in the living rooms have some stains
The house is old and not in an "Ultra-Prime" location unless you like all your windows covered with security bars.
The listing states that "comfort awaits in the lower Master bedroom suite, which features a King size bed" and that there are "AC Window Units. 3 bedrooms upstairs and 1 downstairs Brand New AC." To me, this implies that the master bedroom on the lower floor has AC, which it does not. When you enter the house at check-in time, be prepared for the house to be very hot, as the AC in all of the rooms is turned off.
If you like ants, this is the place for you. They are in all of the bathrooms and also the master bedroom. Lilly will tell you that this is due to the drought in California. The owner will tell you that they spray quarterly. Clearly, it isn't often enough, and the responses were both totally unacceptable.
The listing states that the W/D is in-unit. They are located outside in a dirty, rotting enclosure. The washing machine was filthy and the dryer lint trap hadn't been cleaned.
The headboard of one of the beds upstairs was stained with what looks like hair dye. Nobody wanted to sleep in that bed.
There is no "unwinding in vacation mode" at this place. I suppose you could last here for a night. I booked when the property was first listed in July 2022 for and October 2022 4 night stay. I wish I hadn't.