I have never had a more bizarrely uncomfortable and deeply unprofessional experience than that which I had during this stay with Indra. She levied incoherent accusations against me regarding an interaction with her gardeners, who - after using gas-powered leaf blowers right outside the bedroom window at 7:00AM - were simply informed that "those machines are 'illegal' in LA", and asked to stop. She demonstrated fulminant illiteracy by seizing on the word: "illegal", and proceeded to steamroll hysterically through our interaction, insisting bizarrely that the use of the word "illegal" in the presence of her gardeners was somehow "racist" and "intolerant", rather than take responsibility for breaking the law and disturbing her own guests.