1st of all, this is a rental cottage managed by a hotel/management company. The staff there at check-in was very nice and professional. This is not pointed at them. Thier hands are tied in regards to much of this crappy review.
I could have stayed at a hotel for the price paid. Was nice to have a kitchen however the kitchen barley fits 1 person and you cant open the fridge all the way. Microwave and coffee pot trip breakers and the cottage is attached to 2 other cottage units so neighbor traffic, conversations and doors open/close can be heard. Main heater is broken (gets colder at night) has 2 small space heaters. Cottage is drafty, bathroom was very dated and just about every window seal was covered in dirt/dust in house and bedroom dresser was really dirty. House has a old house smell, maybe carpet on raised floor that creeks.
Look. I get it, its an old island cottage and i was happy to find a place, but the price did not reflect the lodging. I could have gotten a hotel room for the same price and not had loud neighbors, tripped breakers and the antique store sleepover vibe.