Here are some brief highlights of my family's stay:

We were visited by the drunken neighbor and received the same message about the trash cans.

He yelled over the fence another afternoon warning my mom and aunt that it was almost "naked time."

In the "main" bedroom, the shower head and the bath spout run at the same time so you're standing in water while you're showering.

If you flush the toilet while someone is in the shower, they get burned.

Parking was great and we had no issues parking our 3 cars.

The AC was automated to turn to 85 degrees at 8AM and 8PM. It took us 3 days to figure out why it kept getting so hot in the house.

The battery died for the lock on the door and we were responsible physically and financially for replacing the batteries.

The pictures lead you to believe that there are multiple TVs in the house. (The pictures show one in the living room and one in the main bedroom.) There isn't a TV in the main bedroom.

When I called to tell the host about the door didn't answer the phone and it took her about an hour for her to answer my Airbnb message. We were actually trying to leave the house at the time of the phone call so it was very inconvenient for us.

The host said she would reimburse me for the batteries upon our departure, but I never received any money or even any communication on how she would proceed with the reimbursement.

The seating in the dining room was comfortable enough to fit all seven guests.

There were plenty of body towels (but no face towels).

There was plenty of toilet paper, hand soap, shampoo, and conditioner available.

The kitchen was well stocked with silverware, cookware, dishes, and things of that sort.

The beds were comfortable and the bedrooms were a really nice size.

There are many restaurants and stores located nearby.

Would I stay here again? Absolutely not. It was definitely NOT worth the price we paid.