TLTR:
There is no housekeeping, the gym/ laundry room/ cinema and other rooms aren’t actually available. The pool table is damaged. No meals, kettles or hairdryers available. The towels are like rags and have holes in them. Overall, not very clean either.
For some reason when you walk into the hotel it is very warm which is quite unpleasant.

Let me write you an honest review because this stay was not worth the money I paid.
Checking in is alright as there is always someone at the desk, but the introduction was kind of all over the place. Not too bad.
When you first enter the hotel, you better be prepared to take your coat of fast because for some reason it’s very warm inside.
It really shouldn’t be labelled as hotel as there is no housekeeping, no meals, not even as much as a hairdryer or kettle. Professional Cleaning? There is none.
The shower is small... Like, I'm talking banging my elbows into the wall every time I try and move small. It’s not friendly towards people who are plus sized
Have fun eating out every day as there is no way to make any food here. The also do not offer any breakfast or other meals.

Staying for a while like me and my partner did? Be prepared to go down to reception every day to ask for clean towels as there is no housekeeping, like I mentioned before.
Are you busy all day because you are enjoying the wonders of Scotland? Better be prepared to pay an extra fee if you want someone to change your sheets for you.

I really don’t understand the point of leaving the small soaps, shampoo when they are a 1 use only deal and I was staying there for a week. Yet again they are not being replenished every day so better ask for some more or bring your own!
The wall, desk, showerhead and floor where dirty. I really wish I had taken more pictures to show all of this to you, someone who is thinking about staying here for longer than a night or 2.
There is also no place to wash your clothes like advertised, the cinema room and the gym sounded quite promising but they are also closed.
The last thing that I have to say about this hotel is that it’s not really in the centre of Edinburg. There are other places like travel lodge and premiere inn that are way closer.