Water pressure issues - can't use two facilities at the same time
Floors dirty, carpets could do with good clean, especially living room carpet
Mezzanine bed unclean - sheets had not been changed
Chairs in living room broken - two seats falling through bottom
Kitchen seats unclean
Insufficient and unsuitable glass wear.
Many mugs chipped.
No veg knives
No peelers
Mezzanine room unsafe, cannot be used by anyone in less than tiptop physical condition.
Fire door in mezzanine room broken.
Curtains hanging off rail
TV was on YouTube porn when kids switched it on
No handles for drawers in kitchen
No extra blankets
Small shower lights flickering badly then stopped working altogether.
Nails in floor in corridor and lounge stick up and cause injury.
The location, however, is excellent.