Start with the good:
Great location
Now the bad:
It was so disgusting inside we actually found it funny! We really did laugh until it hurt! Then we realised the pain was mould spores leaking into our bodies.
The smell, mould, broken furniture and bed bug sofa would make a great show about living in poverty. Having only 3 forks for 5 of us, and 1 bowl really gave the authentic peasant feel. Huddled around to share our food with the same cutlery brought our friends even closer.
The heating works perfectly fine if you have ever watched Indiana Jones movies. It mostly involved flicking many switches, turning dials and placing a crystal skull on a surface before arrows shot from the walls. Luckily we are adventurous and solved it.
We visited a tour of the old underground vaults of Edinburgh. It was a great treat for us, as it was cleaner than our apartment.
I would recommend this apartment to people with no sense of smell & bad sight. If you have children & love them - do not book it.