Dear Airbnb family, I never thought I would have to do this but I have to write a bad review. It was a short notice booking, Dave accepted it and we were really excited to sleep in a motorhome for the first time (a great idea by the way). We were 1 hour late, I informed Dave but with a 2 year old boy, nothing goes according to plan. Dave was a bit upset but I apologised and all seemed fine. When we arrived, he welcomed us with a great detailed introduction to the motorhome and the "rules" which were greatly presented. He even left some water, some cans with food, olive oil, salt, etc. Great! I must say we were a bit shocked because the motorhome was parked literally next to 2 roads - one, where cars drive past, to park, so they can go for a walk at the Reservoir which is close (a beautiful walk by the way) and the other which is quiet loud (even during the weekend). And there is also a huge facility for trash recycling about 200m away. I thought we would just ask Dave to move the motorhome to a campsite the next day, as that was an option presented by him but the next day we realised all the 6 camps we called were overbooked. So, we just stayed parked there and made the best of our neighbours - 2 horses, 22 ducks and 2 rabbits (our son loved it ;) Before we went to bed (there are two beds and as it was too small to fit 3 people in one my hubby slept in the other). It turned out the pillow case was full of black hair and the sheet was dirty at the bottom, plus the linen didn't smell fresh. I texted Dave if he could please bring fresh linen the next day. He answered immediately that he is sorry, he must have forgotten to take his shoes off while he lay in bed, waiting for us to arrive. He truly came with new linen next morning but literally new linen, he just bought at Tesco. Hubby ended up sleeping fully dressed and with our own towel over the pillow case. Thank god he served the army ;) On our last night Dave called us to ask if we got the message over the airbnb app to please check out by 10 am. We said no problem but that we can not get messages on the Airbnb app if we are not on a WIFI network (which is not provided at the motorhome), so this is why we have been communication with him over mobile text messages. So, the next morning I texted him that we will be checking out even sooner, at 9.30 He arrived, we almost said goodbye but before we left he checked the motorhome. He got really upset because we did not take off the sheets/linen from the beds and we did not put...