I don’t even know where to start. All I can say I am so disappointed as I came here for my 19th and it was a joke. Something you see on a HORRIBLE comedy tv show. So, starting with the rules:
‘Clean fresh and modern surroundings’ literally where… the ‘garden’ front area of the home we stayed was so messy, rubbish everywhere, dust, cobwebs, it was just scary, like nobody ever bothered to clean it.
‘High quality bed linen and fluffy towels’ the towels might’ve been fluffy but they were COVERED in stains …? Like it tells you not to clean them before check out but you may as well seeing nobody else does. ‘Bright bedrooms’ dust everywhere… the candle that was almost finished was basically black and had a spider in it. And the bedroom was the only nice part of the whole Airbnb. ‘Clean bathroom’ are you joking 😭😭the floor was sticky, the walls were dirty, the bathtub was dirty, and to be honest I thought the bathtub was going to fall apart, once again a lot of dust and it wasn’t a cosy bathroom at all almost no where to put your toiletries either. Oh that kitchen will be in my nightmares. There was SPILLED EGG YOLK down between the hob and counters. Are you serious? Cups were dirty, the ‘sugar’ provided was sticky as if someone had previously spilled something onto the packaging, the hob was dirty and the floor once again sticky. The rules say ‘no smoking’ which almost made me fall to my knees laughing. When you walk in you get hit with such a strong smoke of smell you almost start coughing. Do the guests know these rules or are they just there? Then ‘no parties’ when the people below us had multiple parties which lasted throughout the whole night for almost 10 hours with extremely strong music and strong smells of weed. Which is what we are guessing set off the fire alarm which went off FOR HOURS all night starting at what? 3AM? THERE ARE NO FIRE ALARMS IN OUR ROOMS. Thank god my boyfriend was awake or if it was a real fire we probably would have died in out sleep as the alarm in the corridor is not loud at all. The residents are horrible, didn’t speak to any but all we could hear from our room was screaming at eachother and swearing we left the house for 5 seconds and we got sworn at by some man trying to fight us because we were ‘in his way’. And the ‘quick replies’ of the hosts mean absolutely nothing when they can’t solve ANY issue. I’m so shocked. Our ENTIRE stay they were trying to help us get some dish washing liquid????? Even though the rules say to clean the dishes so we had to use hand soap. No wonder all the dishes were dirty upon arrival. Same must’ve happened to the previous guests. I told them there is no dishwashing liquid and they told me to CHECK BETWEEN THE TAPS. Like are you serious 😭😭😭I’m so glad they mentioned to check because if they didn’t I definitely don’t think I would notice🤌 and guess what… it still wasn’t there!! Not to mention the amount of stairs you’ve to get up with your luggage which isn’t mentioned and corridors of the stay, how DIRTY they were, dusty, gross and smelly. Spider webs everywhere. There was a dirty CHIP BOX lying on the ground for 3 days🤢I am so appalled and angry.