Obviously since the days of ManU players dorthingingen no one cares what it looks like. If you wanted to, you could clone the 1968 team with the help of the carpet. Mould on the ceiling, filthy carpet, the stairwell and corridors smell bad. Just because you're not the Ritz Carlton doesn't mean you have to offer the opposite. There are steps in between too. You almost have to get drunk at the bar downstairs to ignore the squalor upstairs.