Irrespective of the five stars it was my very real and genuine pleasure to award all round, please note I require exclusive access at all times. So it is with regret I am also bound to report I've never in my life come across such a tiny, filthy, dangerous hovel that retains that particular stench of the anchovy processing factory and tannery that was its use prior to it's most recent incarnation as a headquarters for one of the many gangs that roam the area. You have been warned. Otherwise, it's lovely. Really.