Slim is a friendly enough host but the chat we had upon arrival had the feel of being an interview process in which were being vetted rather than a mere conversation. It was a touch intimidating.
The living room was neat but the bedroom we were allocated was less satisfactory.
The mattress was lumpy and there were damp patches on the bedroom wall. Additionally, toilet seat moved so needed to be fixed properly (Slim did mention it did not stand open). These are issues that would result in complaints in a hotel and, ultimately, the price being charged is not that different to a professional B&B.
Slim was not around on the Sunday morning but said we could help ourselves from cereals in the kitchen. They were severely past their best before date (we stayed in December but the Crunchy Nut Cornflakes should have been eaten by 16-07-2016 and the muesli by 13-08-2015), so we left and paid for breakfast elsewhere.