In case there is any confusion: this is a guesthouse that functions much like a hotel. It is about 3 blocks from Khao San Road (the infamous party street), which means you won't get the noise but are close to all food, stores, and night life. It seems taxi drivers don't know exactly where it is, so make sure you spit out some key words like PHRA SUMEN Rd. Your best bet is to simply look for the MAD MONKEY HOSTEL (it's a bar too), and the hotel is across the street from there and half a block up. There's also a 7-11 next to that for convenience.
The rooms are pretty small, but are kept very clean. The bed was very stiff, but strangely enough I got used to it after the second night. The bathroom can get hot as it has a screen window that cannot be closed, however it is clean and all basic amenities were provided (TP, shower gel, shampoo/conditioner) and everything worked wonderfully (including hot water--but who needs that in 90 degree weather?). We mainly used this place to sleep as we were out and about all day. To have your room cleaned, simply leave your key at the front desk requesting one. Be warned: while there is a mini fridge in the room, the beer/drinks in it cost money and will be taken out of your 500 baht key deposit. Although, they were like 20 baht a piece so it's not that serious.
They also have a lovely massage parlor in-house which is super convenient after a long hot day of walking and/or night of partying. I'll admit it's not 5 star quality but man did it get the job done! Overall I enjoyed my stay but as I said: I did not spend a whole lot of time at the hotel/guesthouse. Thanks Paijit!