Stop your search. This is the one.
It’s on a fun street, but utterly sound locked so you hear absolutely nothing but the hum of your A/C (or heater if you’re here in the winter).
It’s very clean and minimalistic with high quality appliances.
The shower has precise temperature controls and very good water pressure.
It has 300+ MB/s download speed on the wifi and - during our month long stay - never disconnects or drops packets.
The bed is not too soft, but not at all stiff.
You get a super simple app to open the doors.
The TVs in the living room
and bedroom are both extremely nice.
I asked for more pillow cases and I was promptly brought some. The host cares.
Wow. Wish this was home.