Find a cheap hotel chain instead. You'll be met at reception when you arrive, and they provide tea and coffee.
This place is very clean and very run down, wallpaper pealing off the walls, broken furniture etc. The kitchen was fitted out, but the host does not provide tea or coffee.
Melvin's representative seemed to think that there was an extra charge for using the sofa bed - (making rather a bold assumption about our relationship).
It's also above a Chinese restaurant and a bit smelly. Walls are very thin. We could hear what the family next door were up to, and they probably heard us too.