This is a 2/5. I rarely write critical reviews online so choose your own adventure.
Key pickup -- I was lucky to ask before I arrived about meeting them at the property, otherwise I would have been walking a 20 min loop since you have to go to their office to pick up the key.
Internet -- It cut out for about 12 hours (not a huge deal, I can live), but it was no-responsive for that long, even though they claim to be 24/7.
Master bedroom -- You can hear every times flushes upstairs. It's gross and unbecoming, and will wake you up because its loud.
There are zero paper towels, no coffee, no tea.
I found a place in Centro that was quieter, cheaper, and had free beverages.