You should include in your ad that jacuzzi and aircon run on separately paid power, or make more obvious if it's already on. Sucked to have an extra expense like that when we'd chosen your place for those features and could have chosen others for that price range then.
The towels left on the bed were damp, and there was no coffee or salt in the house. This meant I wasn't able to cook on the first night and set us back a meal and is horrible to wake up and realise the coffee tin was empty as well.
I think you need a better cleaning crew, as all of these should have been done by them (I'm deliberately not including the lack of toilet paper because you corrected that, even though it was an unpleasant surprise). As the host, you should be staying until they leave to check these things as it took a considerable effort to ignore everything that let us down.
Your listing came up in a search that I'd specifically requested an inside fireplace. Your pictures make it look like it's inside. Very disappointing.
Your entertainment room is terrible for a couple. It's entirely useless unless you want a physical reminder of hierarchy in the relationship. For your guests sake, at least get 2 comfortable chairs or a couch to sit on. We barely went into the room because what's the point?
All in all, about the only thing that was as advertised was the koi area, and even that's a stretch.
False advertising to call yourself a smart house as well. Most smart houses here at least have a plan for load shedding.
Very, very disappointing overall.
Would have been great for a party, but I don't think the host allows this.
If you're looking for a cool, romantic getaway, this isn't it.