There weren’t enough shower towels
No beach towels were provided
The water pressure was crazy low
The power went out (was not routine load shedding, the owner hadn’t paid the bill)
The showers were grubby
The couches and the bed had cigarette burns on them
The driveway is stupid steep.
The house lacks basic utensils ie. Braai tongs, sharp carving knives etc
The deck chairs are flimsy