Travel brings wisdom only to the wise. It renders the ignorant more ignorant than ever. Though Oslo rendered us more ignorant than ever, unable to read anything and with only the most rudimentary sense of how things worked, Alfonso made it his utmost duty to accommodate us. The flat itself is within walking distance of everything and is perfect for fledgling families or intrepid ensembles. Barring a shower with a tendency to debouch and a distinct lack of a kettle, the apartment fulfilled all our needs and then some. In the words of Bruno Tonioli: 10 out of 10.