Summary: this place is like an oversized 4-star hotel room. If that's what you're after, you'll be happy.
We visited in mid winter.
pros: spacious, really clean and tidy, warm once heat pumps are up to temp, spa pool is nice, beds were good.
cons: floor was super cold in winter, blinds aren't very effective, a bit stark (as per summary).
happy with our stay, but I would seek more interesting options if I was in the area again.