Needs to be more honest about how run down and primitive the property is. Drastically overpriced. The property you are renting to guests is nothing like a normal home. My children and I enjoy camping but you have no right to charge such a ridiculously high fee for primitive camping. The rat scurrying around in the ceiling is disgusting.
The sofa bed with nails hanging out of it and sitting on blocks of wood was so primitive we simply left it in the bed position the entire time as we were too scared it would fall apart if we touched it. This made sitting and watching TV unnecessarily uncomfortable.
The kitchen set up was difficult and dangerous. We were required to lift the cooker and place it on a wobbly lightweight table to be able to plug it in for use. This then meant it was impossible to open the cupboards to get equipment.
Need to provide check in instructions prior to arrival. Bad reception means photos can't be downloaded to clarify the poor instructions. It was annoying having to walk the extremely long dirt driveway (approximately 1km) in the dark and cold simply because you didn't send the check in instructions in a timely manner.
When we knocked on your door the dog came out and barked but was simply called back in and we were ignored. I then had to call out to get attention and were simply handed a torch. The remnants of old path lights could be seen the next day but they were destroyed long ago.
The "cupboard" in the bathroom with the single plastic coat hanger on the floor and the sagging flimsy "shelves" (if they can even be called shelves they are so bad) needs to be improved so that guests have somewhere to store belongings to avoid tripping over things.
Honey bees require water to survive. The only water source for the bee hives is next to the guest car park. This meant when we opened the windows of the accommodation bees constantly entered the property. When we opened the door the rooster repeatedly came inside despite repeatedly shooing away.
The location is beautiful. If you provide a truthful listing priced appropriately it would be a wonderful place to book.