The accomodation was clean and tidy and quiet. However...
We had to ask 3 times for the hot water to be turned on during our stay as it gets turned off between 10am - 2pm ' when you're not here'. You want to list on airbnb? Leave the dang water on. Unless its advertising a cold water shower experience, I'll have my hot water 24/7 ta. No wifi. Timer on the tv. Giant prison gate to keep the ruffians out and the prisoners*sorry guests* in .Oh man the vibe. Did your parents ever tell you ' children are to be seen and not heard' ? I though old mate would come round with the wooden spoon if we made a peep . Our lounge was adorned by a laminated list Things We will Charge You for if you Don't Behave. Such as 1. changing the tv settings 2. Moist cutlery in the draw. 3. The worst? 'Offensive' smelling food like fish and curry that 'make the room unrentable.'
Take your veiled racism and mashed potato palette and grow up, you run a holiday park. And learn to use the tv remote.