If you appreciate a confusing check-in, hosts who seem to fear you'll rob them in the night, and the overpowering smell of cleaning solvents in your bedroom and on the linens, congratulations, this place is for you.
Don't expect such common-sense niceties as a place to sit outside, a sponge to wash your coffee cup, or a kettle located where you can just plug it in.
An N-95 mask really is a girl's best friend; my mom and I wore ours all night long when airing out the rooms and running the fans proved no match for the smell. I slept in my sleeping bag. My mom hasn't brought hers, so slept in her clothes. The smell was that powerful.
Callum was kind enough to refund the second night when I told him we couldn't stay, hence the second star, even though he clearly didn't believe a word.
I felt neither respected nor safe. I've stayed in wonderful places with delightful hosts, and other places with little of note. But some places ought to come with a warning. This is one of them.