A more accurate description would be "We offer cheap and very basic style accommodation"
We expect you to clean the shower, supply your own milk, sit on a threadbare torn couch and carry a torch with you as there is no outside light. If you call me to discuss any of this expect a 15 minute rave where I justify everything by saying we provide exactly what we say and you are getting great value for what you pay. Bob for future guests try just a little bit harder the whole set up speaks of "we are only in it for the money, we don't go out if our way for guests, we want to do minimum cleaning and supply the absolute bear minimum because we believe that's what guests deserve for that price. For the price you could do a little bit more and reap greater rewards. Regards