Spotless clean and far more fancy than you'd expect for the price. You'll feel fully on holiday and really the right vibe when you fold away entire walls and start handing out drinks from the kitchen to the patio whilst your favorite music is playing on the Bluetooth. It's just too cool 😎
The shower is in a separate shed, which apparently has no lock, nor curtains in the windows. The location is so remote that my girlfriend felt quite safe anyhow, but the place would benefit from curtains or blinds for privacy, and a lock while you're naked and vulnerable would be an improvement.
Also, warm days become fairly hot nights upstairs. Large windows open and ventilate nicely, but there are no screens on the windows, so you'll have to choose between bugs or heat. We found it best to keep all windows open all day to keep it cool as possible, shut them before dusk as bugs get bad. Even so, still ended up sleeping above the covers/sheets for the first couple hours. A fan would do wonders.