You are not going to BELIEVE this!!!!! The secret is out!!!!!’ Kerry is the most humble & generous person. I found out that he has a house next door is the Black SWAN! Google it! That hotel is hundreds and hundreds of dollars! He is so generous with his price! Should be $600++++ You will feel guilt about how much you pay! There is a very large Jacuzzi, ahhhhh relax all your stress away (those with kiddo’s trailing behind....)
I would like to share with you my Big Regrets staying here.....
Regret 1) Not staying longer!!!!!
Regret 2) Renting Other places...like junk, subsidized housing, compared to this high class mansion! (Sliver of a view, Long lists of don’t do this etc,
close cramped next door neighbors, charge for linens...what duh?, barren kitchens no groceries or supplies, small cramped rooms, cheap furniture, no parking, bad neighborhoods found out after booking) You been there, done that!
Regret 3) Writing this good review, I’m going to have to fend off other guests...lol
Regret 4) Reading 1 (one) bad review...He said “needs upgrade” Wtf? Go away grumpy mid life crisis old man...
Regret 5) Checking out
Aloha, Mahalo and Blessings Kerry...See you in Hula Land complete with your personal tour guide...lol