The apartment is in a pretty good location but is very old, and not as luxurious as it looks in the pictures. The hot water for the shower doesn't work well. It's not a luxurious place, and it's not surrounded by trees like the pictures suggest. I also had a lot of issues with the hosts and found them to be very dishonest, very cold, and just overall not pleasant people to deal with. I would not recommend anyone to stay here or at any of their other properties.
The hot water sometimes worked, sometimes didn't at all. Most of the time it'd work for a bit, but then get way too hot, and when you'd add in some cold water the hot water would just stop and you'd have to restart the shower. It makes for a pretty uncomfortable experience as you're covered in soap waiting for the water to get hot again to continue your shower.
The apartment is very loud at night. There's a restaurant across directly across from the bedrooms that plays music until closing, which is 2am on Friday and Saturday. While I was there there was also construction across the street that started at 8am everyday. The hosts will say that this is the Condesa and there are bars everywhere and it's always loud, but that's not true. I've now spent a lot of time in the Condesa and there's plenty of quiet streets. There's more quiet streets than loud streets, and the hosts that say otherwise are being dishonest.
The apartment is very old in a very old building. They did a really good job choosing all the angles of their pictures so that you can't tell. But in actuality, all the floors creak, the beds creak, none of the doors or cabinets close well, there's cracks under all the doors so mosquitos can move around, everything in the kitchen is very old, and the building just looks and feels old. It's not a quaint type of old with nice brick and decor either. Also there's only one tree outside. The pictures and name make it sound like it's surrounded by greenery, but it's actually surrounded by concrete and some loud restaurants. The view isn't nice from any of the windows. The view from the little balcony is actually nice, because it's in the middle of the tree, but nothing else is. It really just doesn't feel luxurious or even that comfortable.
There were some other small lacking details that made the stay uncomfortable. There was no soap or shampoo in one of the bathrooms. They don't provide laundry detergent, so you have to buy a whole pack if you want to wash your clothes. There was also no way to prevent mosquitos at night, short of closing all the windows well before dusk, but that made the apartment pretty warm at night. I ended up having to buy my own laundry detergent, soap, and mosquito repellant. And there definitely weren't any nice homely touches to make you feel at home.
Apart from that, I had additional problems with the hosts because I cancelled a long-term stay (because the apartment isn't nice nor comfortable nor looks like the pictures). I tried my best to be cordial and professional until I left, but then they blamed me for not listening to their directions and breaking the bed and breaking the curtains. They were very accusatory about everything, and it was really quite rude. They themselves later agreed that I did as they said and wasn't responsible for the bed, but there was already bad blood. Then they ended up trying to charge me $181 for the one single blind which fell off on the last day of my stay. I still firmly believe that they tried to charge me for all of their blinds in the entire apartment, as I don't think they spent $1250 for the 8 identical blinds in their apartment when the hot water doesn't even work. And anyways, guests aren't responsible for the upkeep and maintenance of the Airbnbs they stay in. I never had any parties, never broke the rules, never jumped around or used any excessive force anywhere in the apartment. Their overall handling of the entire suggestion just felt slimy and dishonest, and like they were trying to get revenge for me cancelling the long-term stay.