I loathed the idea of writing this review. Why? Because I did not feel I would be able to impart the proper words to describe Jose and Isabel's guest house. In my opinion their guest house is a cut above the standard offering. It felt regal. It felt majestic. In many ways they over delivered. As the saying goes "The are in a league of their own." In this case (in my opinion), Jose and Isabel's guest house is in a league of their own. For example, they have a washing machine. Not just any washing machine, but the latest, greatest, state-of-the art washing machine. There's a safe in the bedroom for storing valuables. There is an overabundance of towels and linens. If the temperature rises, there is a new, large, circulating fan in the bedroom stored away in the closet. Netflix worked fine. One thing that struck me was the living room lacked a TV. That appealed to me, I thought that was a bright idea. Minus a TV, their living room offers encouragement. It encourages a person to read, think, do computer work, perform Tai Chi, study, learn, or practice the titillating, sensual art of romance. I enjoyed the view from the 5th level, I could see far into the distance. One word that comes to mind when describing unit 501B is "super." For example their GH (guest house) is super clean. The refrigerator was super clean and super roomy. When I first opened the refrigerator door there was nothing in it, there was plenty of space of available. The kitchen contained an overabundance of pots, pans, utensils. No need for bottled water, they have an electric water purifier at the ready. The knife rack above the stove was impressive, to say the least, lol. It's super close to LaComera, which is a large store that eclipses Calimax, Sumesa Mercardo, Lucky's, or Safeway in scope and size. It's about a 10 minute walk to LaComera. In my opinion, the walkscore for their GH would be a 100. You can walk to a large mall that has a Radio Shack and more, much more. It'll take you about 15-20 minutes to walk to Walmart. If safety is a concern, the barrio felt safe, very safe. Their GH is an apartment unit. It felt like a watered down version of a penthouse. Art work is in abundance inside their unit, which I enjoyed. The one knock would be the complete absence of a strategically placed can of air freshener in the bathroom. I have to mention that because other guests may accuse me of being hypocritical for describing apt 501B in such glowing terms. Despite the fact that you will have to furnish your own air freshener, I stand by my claim that Jose and Isabel over delivered in all other areas relating to amenities. Bugs? As for bugs, I saw no bugs to squash. No bugs anywhere inside their guest house. Super close, super clean, super nice. While I...