Where to begin?
This is genuinely the worst place that I've ever had the misfortune of frequenting. This coming from someone that's travelled slums in Africa.
The check in:
Attempted to contact the owner on several occasions but left to stand outside with no reply whatsoever. Happened to meet a cleaner that let us into the communal area eventually.
The communal area:
My partner was so disgusted by this that she recorded it and took numerous photographs. Dirty, bad odour, and in a state of disrepair. We waited patiently for almost an hour in said area until a child was sent to the property to provide us with a key.
The room:
We eventually gained access to the room that includes an en-suite, TV etc. The only issue being that the remotes for the TV had no batteries. The complimentary sachets of tea, coffee, sugar were already used and dumped back into the basket whence they came.
The en-suite:
We had NO RUNNING WATER for the stay, which meant, no ability wash ourselves, shower, or flush the toilet.
The Owners:
Despite repeated attempts from the very beginning to contact them, they chose to ignore us. Not even an apology for the absolute lack of running water. I've both a claim here and a legal claim pending but they still will not refund what they owe for what was the worst vacation premises that I've experienced. As an erudite and travelled person that tells you something.
Should anyone wish to view the compendium of evidence that we've compiled against this place, please feel free to contact me or the relevant authorities in Malta.
Would you wish to send your worst enemy on holiday, this is the place for you.