Jayne's recipe for a successful holiday stay:
Find a truly stunning location. Increase the temperature to nice and hot with every day blue skies and sun. Let this sit for a while by the pool. Gather together a mixture of guests from all over the world. Jostle them around for a bit with some private some shared bathrooms just as it works out. Watch the resulting communication ferment and rise to a nice fluffy dough. Bring it to the table at breakfast, add a fantastic food spread of options for starting the day, beautifully presented, just as you wish. At this stage it is optional to decide if you would like to add in an evening meal which is highly recommended. Don't forget the glass of wine or other beverages on offer. Remember they taste better shared with others so do not take them or other food into your private room. After all we are not concerned here with making a hotel! At this stage it is advised to take the opportunity to learn to dive, have an archaeological guided walk or anything else your hosts can organise for you as they will do so willingly. You are nearly ready to enjoy your stay. But for the truly adventurous, they may want to add a few bits to spice things up like the absence of Tony, the chef, some awkward guests or Jayne injuring her back. After all this is a true life home from home experience, which in my mind is what airbnb is, and should, be all about.
Now put your swimsuit on, set the timer of your holiday and then forget about time all together. There is nothing else to do but enjoy!