Ugh, how to write a review that is fair but alerts readers what to expect without sounding like weanies? OK, actually it turns out we ARE weanies. We were delusional thinking staying on a boat for the last two nights of our 12 day Portugal trip would be fun. Maybe it could have been (since all the other reviewers thought it was) but in actuality it was too cumbersome for us given we were stressed about not being able to get a covid test to get home (all the pharmacies were booked out a week!), tired from having driven many hours from Sagres and being together 24/7 for 12 days. So, a cramped boat with a toilet we were too distracted to master right away and a "shower" that's a hose connected to the bathroom sink were just not as adventurous feeling as they were when we booked it. Nothing against the boat, or Hugo - though he didn't check his airbnb messages and missed a few of ours - the boat was clean, in a great location, had plenty of nearby free parking and was warm enough (I was terrified of freezing all night - it was December) with space heater, central heating and good blankets. All the creaking and other creepy harbor boat noises plus the nearby train made sleeping a bit challenging the first night but faded into the background the second night. We probably would have enjoyed the experience in our 20s. But we're in our 50s and the extenuating circumstances made it all a bit too -- I don't even know what word I want -- stressful? Rustic? Bare bones? Know yourself, know your level of need for creature comforts and either avoid the boat life or embrace it!