David's bed and breakfast is NOT a bed and breakfast!
Let me start by saying that I've stayed in MANY budget accommodations all over the world - including hostels - and have never seen so much filth and mold in a place. I've also lived and stayed in some very old homes, and again have never seen a place so neglected (I'm talking floors disintegrating, exposed wires and mold in EVERY single room). This place is genuinely unsafe, especially for a longer stay.
All I could say is that you should really read previous reviews. The complaints I have are the same that have been said for years, and David never fails to dismiss/excuse them or gaslight his guests' experiences.
There was no breakfast, just some half-eaten moldy cheese, and stale, used food from previous guests.
There is NO washing machine, which costs an arm and a leg to do in Lisbon!
The pictures are completely false: the sofa is actually an old, dirty, ripped sofa with no support (just a piece of wood holding it up), all the tables and chairs are different (stools and fold out chairs instead of proper ones), tiny and scratched up, old tables, etc.
The mattress in the couple's room is a foam mattress that is too big for the frame, so it falls over on either side. Pretty much nothing is the same as the pictures!
The location might be great for being central, however there are drunk people screaming right outside throughout the night. We even had an unhinged person throwing rocks at the windows one night, which terrified us!
There was no toilet paper, paper towels, garbage bags, dish soap, essentially all basics because he apparently "forgot" to go get them (how is that possible when you've been Airbnb-ing a place since 2013?).
Unknowing to me, he offered the person I was staying there with (I am the one who booked) 10 euros to apparently cover the cost of the toilet paper, which my friend refused initially. We quickly realized everything else was also missing, and she regretted her choice (not that 10 euros would have covered much). We reached out to him so he can reimburse us for the cost of the basic necessities and he told us that he couldn't afford to get us what he promises on the listing (strange considering how much this place costs).
The bathroom is extremely tiny, and really gross. The shower water temperature varies from scalding hot to freezing cold in seconds.
The wifi is SO slow, i'm talking 10Mbps! And the TV with supposedly 100+ channels was out of service.
I'm really not the type to complain, but the state of this place and the attitude of this host have really upset me. You are better off paying a bit more and actually getting what you pay for! To purchase all the things that were supposed to be included but were completely missing from this rental, it cost us an additional 500 euros (for our two-week stay)!
I have no doubt he will excuse and galight this review as he has with every other negative review.