This first floor apartment is located RIGHT ABOVE A NIGHTCLUB and across the street from two more nightclubs. If you don't want to stay up all night listening to young revelers partying, then don't stay here. But if you are a young reveler who thinks sleeping at night is a waste of time, then stay here. The neighborhood is insanely peaceful during the day, but never at night. I wish they had mentioned this in the description.
There aren't two bedrooms, btw. Just a room and a piece of the living room that was converted into a sleeping area. Likewise, there aren't two bathrooms. One of the showers is permanently broken and so you can only use the toilet and sink in there. Also, both bathrooms have a super annoying timer for the light. Every four minutes you have to wave your arm or you'll be in the dark. It was very annoying.
The apartment isn't stocked at all. We found someone else's body wash and a couple of detergent packs for the washer. Ah, the washer doesn't dry so get ready to air dry your clothes.
The AC was dirty and the cleaning service was pretty slapdash (didn't even mop under the bed). Why do we get charged fees when you don't clean properly? A mystery. I had to message in order to get the TV set and to get batteries for the second remote control. Unbelievable...
The neighborhood (during the day) is amazing. We loved Alfaia and having it so close was wonderful. They're the only reason we didn't hate this stay, honestly.