I give this place 3.75 stars out of 5. Here's my reasoning...
1 star for the value. Granted, the place is very small. Even as one, it was tight. I had to sit sideways on the toilet, otherwise my legs were bent onto the wall of the shower. However, for the price and its location, it was definitely worth it.
1 star for the location. Around everything, extremely convenient, Alfama is a beautiful historical district of Lisbon--very hilly! You must know this ahead of time. I like to hike and even I preferred taking the trolley up the hill.
3/4 star for the amenities. The Wifi was EXTREMELY slow, I turned it off on my phone and just decided to use data. The provided tablet in the kitchen did not allow me to do internet searches. The towels were very thin and smelled peculiar. Otherwise, lots available in the kitchen, which was very handy. There was also a blowdryer and an ironing board.
1/2 star for the communication, this would have been a full star if it hadn't been for our exchanges in the end. Besides the latter experience, Ulrik was prompt in sending very detailed information which was extremely helpful in getting to the place, public transport, opening the lockbox, things to do. In this case, he really went above and beyond to provide a lot of really helpful information.
0 star for the cleanliness. To this day, I'm still not sure if the apartment was cleaned before I got there. The kitchen was clean, the bed was made, and the towels folded. However, like I said, the very thin towels had a peculiar smell. The the worst however were the floors and the bathroom. There was dust on the fixtures, many hairs and dirt (especially in tighter spaces likes corners and behind doors), and things I found on the floor included a plastic hairspray bottle top behind the sink, a broken Dorito near the bed, and a folded used bandage in the middle of the main floor upon my arrival. There was also dried toothpaste under the sink, and worst of all, a mushroom growing in the shower. I have photo evidence for all except the plastic bottle top, which I immediately threw away. All of this during a global pandemic based on surfaces being disinfected. This, included with the shower fungus (literally), I wasn't completely at ease during my stay.
I made the mistake of not contacting Ulrik within 24 hours of getting there regarding these issues, I preferred to enjoy my vacation and contact him at the end, however this is a decision I now regret. Our exchanges afterward were not fruitful. I hope this was helpful!