My wife's positive attitude saved this from being a crash and burn stay. Usually like to start with and focus on the positives, but this is CRUCIAL: Would NOT stay here again. This stay and host (listed as a SuperHost) proved to us that Airbnb's only method of quality control, i.e. reviews, is inadequate, inefficient, and inaccurate. There is no way this host should be a SuperHost; and hosts who put false things in their ads should absolutely be suspended for 3 months - no exceptions! (As well as be denied Super Host status for a year.) Also, reviewers who don't tell the truth, you are doing a disservice to everyone else using the service and destroying its value as a "community". We selected particular places on our trip to do laundry - we could have gotten this same type of room for much less money, but needed a washer & dryer... It was very stressful and took hours out of our sightseeing to find a laundromat, wait for host to tell us where one was, go to it, and do our laundry. He owes us 40 euros refund which it cost at the laundromat, and which was supposed to be included in the listing!!! Host tries to be humorous and charming, but lacks a sense of etiquette, and intercultural understanding. Too much emphasis on learning/speaking English...we wanted to speak Italian. Negatively Critical of many of the places we chose to go/see/eat. Also, it is misleading to list your dog as a cohost... We don't want to stay with single men; we were looking for couples or families, so this feels like a purposeful deception and should be prevented/vetted by Airbnb. Thumbs down: No Washer & dryer. No leather lounge chair or rattan sofa, which was listed in post. Breakfast was excessive & stressful- Doesn't allow you in kitchen til serving time and not at all otherwise; breakfast is served too late 8:30 or 9... American sightseers like to be out at/near dawn... we were told we "should sleep in on holiday"... that is inappropriate to dictate to one's guests. Does not listen to guests' answers when he asks a question - asked what we wanted for breakfast, then wouldn't serve it - simple hard-boiled egg is all we wanted...we can't have a lot of carbs for health reasons. Chastised for not eating the breads. No living room to sit and relax. Cold. Noise from his music and company at night. No view. 2 steep flights of stairs. No Van Gogh, which was in ad and we requested that room. Shared shower (this we knew from posting). His restaurant referral for dinner, 40 Aron, was terrible! Dog Gina was cute but she does bark a lot when you arrive and did come into our room- not good for allergies. Pets should be put away before arrival. Excellent Location. Breakfast - cheese and salmon were best for us... large variety of carbs if that's what you like. Ok Clean. Liked robes,...