I once stayed in a one room shack in the middle of the summer in Central America where I had to sleep on the floor, bathe out of a bucket and use a hot, humid outhouse. I would rather stay there for a thousand nights than to ever set foot in this ‘palazzo’ again.
The pictures really don’t do this place justice because the pictures don’t at all represent what you’re getting upon arrival.
Firstly, you’ll receive an incredibly rude host upon check-in who will huff and puff until your arrival - as though you’ve inconvenienced her for wanting to stay at her property. Upon arrival you’ll notice that despite the 95 degree summer heat one of the AC units will be broken while another profusely drips water into the floor. When you ask for a fan you’ll be told that no such thing exists at the home and that nobody will bother to bring you one, despite the fact that you are traveling with 3 senior citizens and a toddler.
After settling in and taking off your shoes you’ll notice the insane amount of dust that nobody took the time to clean. Then you’ll take a seat on the incredibly filthy couch and notice that the TV doesn’t work and that there is no coffee table. At that point you’ll likely realize that there are also no side tables, floor lamps, rugs or any other similarities between the pictures and the reality of this place. You’ll then contact the host to rectify the situation and the host will lie to you that the AC was fixed while you were out on the town, then when you confront her will tell you that both the TV and AC can’t be fixed after all. Avoid this place like the plague.