I am giving this Airbnb 2 stars - one because there was an elevator, and another because the WiFi worked beautifully, which is always helpful. Beyond that, I will open by saying: yes, we stayed. What else were we going to do? Disrupt our trip trying to find a new place to stay for two nights? No. So instead we managed, despite:
⁃	A confused check-in process that involved us standing in the rain & dark on the street, after 28hrs of travel, waiting for third-party management to come let us into the apartment. Apparently we were supposed to know that the “code” provided unlocked a lockbox attached to a bike stand near the front door of the building. I don’t make a habit of rattling locks in public looking for keys. They did provide a video that was supposed to lead us to these keys (after we were at the doorstep), but freshly arrived in a new country, we didn’t have the data to support the download.
⁃	Immediately realizing this listing is exceptionally duplicitous in its advertisement of its positioning - it is 6+ tram stops from the Milan Duomo, well outside of the area it purports to being in. (If I could provide a half star, I would for its positioning between tram stations, but I don’t want to get your hopes up)
⁃	No toilet paper in the bathroom. We checked the cabinets, the closets, the kitchen- there just wasn’t any. I understand bidets are more popular in Europe, but to not even provide the opinion is absurd. (There also was a toilet roll holder, so maybe this is just lazy housekeeping which would not be a surprise, considering.)
⁃	Being provided a single hand towel and full size towel per person (two of us) for a three night stay. Again, no other additional options in the apartment. As an adult person, I do tend to get through more than one towel across four days.
⁃	A strong smell of both. Recent and ancient cigarette smoke permeating the living room and everything in it. Perhaps this was a favorite pastime of the previous visitors, whose obviously worn negligé we found lying on the floor next to the couch, but we paid for a non-smoking space for a reason.
⁃	General disrepair: the toilet seat was off, the television only briefly thought about working, and the headboard on the bed is in horrific shape. There was no way to increase the heat in the apartment, which made the extremely thin bedding all that much more apparent.
⁃	Overall, this was a very poor experience, and if you’re looking to end your days in Milan in a comfortable, well-kept space, I suggest you turn your eyes to other listings.