This is a sweet place! And amazing location. It’s a hard one to review. It’s the best place and also a bit disappointing. It’s very lush and a bit weird. I wasn’t sure if it was previously a millionaire’s bachelor pad or an exclusive brothel. But the thing that lets it down is that it’s a bit dilapidated and a few things don’t work. Wasn’t such a big deal for our two night stay (family with 2 young kids) but only one burner works in the fancy commercial kitchen. The pool is not heated despite what the description says. The timer is just for filtration/chlorination. We were there in peak heatwave and the water was always cold. The multitude of light switches are impossibly confusing as the majority don’t work anymore. There was a little mould on the limited glassware and crockery and no dishwasher powder or tablets were available. Probably surprisingly little for having an indoor pool. It’s got great large bedrooms, a massive skylit living area with a dance floor and a lovely sauna. Obviously a primo pad in its day but a bit run down now. It is such a contradiction. I’m sure if a few more things were working properly it would be great. We still had a great time and I think if you are looking for a short stay or are young party people none of these issues will bother you. But if you are looking to stay for a while with a family and do some cooking then see if Robert can address these issues or look elsewhere.