Unfortunately, it appears necessary to repeat negative comments made by previous guests—and add some new ones:
(Trevor) “There was a[n A/C] unit in the living room, but it was broken.”
—The unit described by Trevor fell out of the wall.
(Trevor) “She actually tried to say we broke it.”
—Same here, Trevor. Instead of Alaska being shocked by the poor shape of the apartment—and offering me sympathy (and/or a refund!), she sent me a bill.
(Trevor) “the furniture that’s actually there is low quality and damaged.”
—Still broken.
(Elvira) “Wifi was spotty for us.”
—Wi-Fi was nonexistent for us.
(Raphael and Marion) The apartment needs some maintenance.
—Understatement
(Irina) The mattresses are highly uncomfortable.
—Agreed.
(Ajay) Fantastic location and that’s it.
—Good summary, Ajay. Plus:
—Kitchen sink faucet SPRAYS UPWARD when turned on
—Dishwasher smells very bad—like sewage
—Refrigerator smells very bad too
—Left bedroom window didn’t open at all
—Neither TV worked