I mean to say .. this isn't any old airbnb. This is a 17th century castle, godammit - the real McCoy .. ghosts, artworks galore, stuffed crocodiles, suits of armour, brass jelly moulds, secret passages etc. And it's owned and run by Alex's family, as it has been for many generations. It's a dreamworld. (And the bed is comfortable, plumbing works, wifi works, breakfast tasty etc etc). Go for it.