I hate doing this. I've never left a bad review in my life.
The cottage is wonderfully situated. It's structurally A1.
.....but the place was dirty. The kitchen was grubby. Anything higher than eyeheight was covered in a mixture of dust and grease.
The presses underneath were just dirty.
The windows throughout were all dirty, both the glass itself and the frames.....I mean, really unclean.
Over our heads were cobwebs, lots of them, and not just stuck along the edges but older developed ones with meals still dangling in the middle.
The bathroom area was grimey....behind the toilet itself was just off-putting.
The living area windows had no curtains or blinds so after dark you felt you could be observed from within 3 metres, and you'd never know...very uncomfortable.
The heat has a thermostat, but there's no heat until you contact the owner to complain of the cold.....then it mysteriously powers up.
We had booked for 2 nights. We left after the first night....very disappointing