I've never wanted to give a 1-star rating so badly ... because selfishly, I don't want Norma's place to be discovered ... because once it is, this is going to be the most-booked AirBnB of ALL time. Her cottage is straight out of a fairy tale. As someone who travels the world 6 months out of the year, I've never been to a more perfect place on the planet. The home is perfect in every way, it's ten thousand times prettier than the pictures, everything you could want is inside this perfectly clean and cozy place. Outside her front door seems fake. There's no way it's in such a picture perfect location ... but somehow it is. Norma has been the kindest, most responsive host I've ever had through AirBnB, and her attention to detail makes 5-star resorts seem shabby. There is nothing ordinary here.
Please don't book this place, it's too perfect and I want it all to myself. You will never want to leave and you'll feel like a movie star staying here. Thank you Norma, we can't wait to be back! :)