I'm not sure how I ended up paying £175 ($238) for two nights, but I know I was shamelessly ripped off.
These are lower than budget quality accommodations.
The couch has been a cat's scratching post. The third bed is a pull out cot similar to a lawn chair. There is a wad of duct tape on the shower. The microwave button comes off every time. Even the table wouldn't unfold because the hinges were broken, so I sat on the floor to eat.
I got locked in because the key was faulty and she said it has happened four times before.
The wifi was turned off in the middle of the night.
The location is not ideal. A slightly gritty suburb with a Tesco and a MacDonalds, 40+ minutes bus ride out of town.
During check out, I accidentally left my keys instead of their room keys. I rushed back from the airport, but my keys had been replaced with spares and they never responded to my messages about my keys. This is just awful.
I never leave bad reviews. Their booking process is predatory with its misleading descriptions and secret charges. At first I was going to say that if the listing had been accurate and reasonably priced, I wouldn’t have complained, but turning off the wifi at night is trifling, and not responding when I’d lost my keys is just cruel. This experience was awful.