This review is for "Armeni Seaside Villa - Caldera View" by Nicoletta, Christina & Alexandra. If you are contemplating to stay - please read this (from a very experienced traveler - 28 year traveler at 300,000 miles per year, 42 countries visited thus far and many family trips). 1. Cleanliness: from the first communication to the owner, we have communicated the uncleanliness of the home. We communicated the stains on sheets and comforters and mattress pads. The owner did take some action but not sufficiently and timely (e.g., taking away the mattress pad that was soiled, stained and with black hair on it - where no one in our family has black hair and not replacing the mattress pad until two days later and putting the soiled sheet back on). The owner had the audacity to say I was looking for things wrong when we only looked under the sheets when we saw that the fitted top sheet had such a large stain on it. The owner said in email that sheets that come in contact with her customer's skin are not stained or soiled. That was not our experience and we told her. The outside porch had many days of dust and dirt on it and we needed to clean the first day. The owner said the porch was cleaned before we moved in - this was not true and not our experience. Furthermore, the whole home is dirty and continues to be dirty (inside kitchen cabinets, in closets, under seat cushions) even after we have complained to the owner and the housekeeper did a "deep clean" 2. Misreprsetaion of Posting: 2a. Dishwasher listed in posting and was told by housekeeper it worked. Dishwasher doesn't work (email exchange with owner showed she said the dishwasher was not listed in posting on Airbnb, but it was and my email reply to her showed her it was listed and she finally said it was broken and they didn't remove from listing but they removed from their 'checklist'). There had been no attempt by owner to repair the dishwasher. 2b. Washing machine leaks excessively from front of washer due to seal damage. Unable to wash clothes due to water leaking from said seal. The owner told us at check-in a dog damaged the "rubber band" during checkin - but the owner said the washer still worked and to have housekeeper show us. The housekeeper (who speaks no English) showed us the washer does indeed turn-on but still leaks excessively from the front seal (front-loading machine) and we are unable to wash clothes still, due to front-seal leaking excessively (most of the water leaks out during cycles which results in minimum water in the washer to actually wash the clothes). There has been no attempt by the owner to fix the washer. 2c. Privacy & Tranquility - the listing documents "the Villa are distinguished for their privacy and tranquillity...is accessible by path and steps". This is not true. Armeni Bay (where the home...