Do you like staying in 2 star big box 'resorts'? I'm talking about the ones with slews of drunken British tourists asleep on mediocre-pool-side lounges at 10am while their stray children run amuck? Do you like booking a place advertised to be an "Entire Home/Apartment" only to find you are to be stuck in one of hundreds of little boxes all stacked on top of one another with said drunken tourists pratically right on top of you? Do you like to be forced to surrender your passport upon check-in only to have the receptionist leave it in the open for absolutely anyone to take right off the counter?!!?!?!? If so, THIS IS THE PLACE FOR YOU!

The picture featured isn't even on the same side of the freaking island!

This was my first shot at Airbnb, and if you have yet to gather - I was less than impressed. This is not (as I was fortunate enough to learn from subsequent rentals) what Airbnb is for, stands for, or what people using the service look for - SHAMBLES!

This "Resort" is one of hundreds in this sad, depressing little town; the proprietor is clearly trying to get a leg up over the vast competition - but this is not the way to do it - STAY AWAY!