What a place! What a view! You would be on the end of a new development that is small rooms with beds outside, but you would have a wraparound balcony with large living room, kitchen and three bedrooms all ensuite. Spend your time looking down on the people in the complex next door wondering why they are paying so much for so little when you have everything. Wave at them.
Thats just the place, however, as you also have Vasilis and Magdelena, who will get over to you to help, or come straight back if you have a query. They really mean it when they say they will treat guests as friends. The apartment is the cake but the hosts are the icing. The cherry on top is Crete, which is outstanding in its history and beaches. If you miss the archaeological museum in Heraklion you should hang your head in shame, as your head will have missed an amazing trip back over 3000 years.
In fact don't go here. We should keep this place a secret.